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08-29-2019, 10:31 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Aug 25, 2011
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Old Man Rant
This is directed to all providers. I am your target demographic, middle age, polite,lots of disposable income, not very well endowed and finish quickly. OK Im kidding about the last two. The message I want to provide is: Letters and pictures do not form a word, Words and pictures do not form a sentence.Making up words do not convey meaning. If I cannot understand your ad or post regardless of your pictures or reviews Im not calling you.
Thank you.
Oh, and keep off my lawn.
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08-29-2019, 11:06 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston
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Yes sir....it's the Backpage mentality.
Some will never change
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08-29-2019, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by peabody
This is directed to all providers. I am your target demographic, middle age, polite,lots of disposable income, not very well endowed and finish quickly. OK Im kidding about the last two.
Oh, and keep off my lawn.
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Based on the title alone, I was expecting to read this in the OP..... Wasn't disappointed
Carry on
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08-29-2019, 01:19 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
User ID: 3067
Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
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The new generation/younger gals ... thats the way they do things nowadays
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08-29-2019, 01:21 PM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Why bother?
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08-29-2019, 03:36 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
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Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
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I remember seeing an ad here a few days ago where she highlights that she offers "free soap & water" ... as if that's going to seal the deal for her 
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08-29-2019, 04:05 PM
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Hope Abandoned
Join Date: Sep 2, 2010
Location: South of Heaven
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
I remember seeing an ad here a few days ago where she highlights that she offers "free soap & water" ...
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But then she might try to up-charge you with a towel usage fee....
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08-29-2019, 04:14 PM
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Houston’s Tattoed Milf
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I remember seeing an ad here a few days ago where she highlights that she offers "free soap & water" ... as if that's going to seal the deal for her |
So kind of her to allow the gentleman to freshen up! Lol
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08-29-2019, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
I remember seeing an ad here a few days ago where she highlights that she offers "free soap & water" ... as if that's going to seal the deal for her |
Linck please
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08-29-2019, 05:47 PM
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Thanks for the memories!
User ID: 398083
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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Linck please
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You need that free soap and water?
Dorian, you dirty boy...
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08-29-2019, 06:07 PM
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I remember seeing an ad here a few days ago where she highlights that she offers "free soap & water" ... as if that's going to seal the deal for her |
Lol....
I bring my own travel bag. when I meet up. Has clippers, razors, deodorant, dove body wash and lubes and condoms.
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08-29-2019, 09:07 PM
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Hope Abandoned
Join Date: Sep 2, 2010
Location: South of Heaven
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I remember seeing an ad here a few days ago where she highlights that she offers "free soap & water" ... as if that's going to seal the deal for her |
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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Linck please
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See what you started Brooke? Next thing you know this place will be crawling with Nazis....
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08-29-2019, 09:41 PM
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Nazis are VERY clean folk I’ll have you know. Not only do they insist on bathing regularly, but also of any house guest they may be entertaining.
BTW, how old do you have to be before you can start “Olde Man Rants”?
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08-29-2019, 09:59 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 10675
Join Date: Jan 25, 2010
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08-29-2019, 09:59 PM
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