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Old 08-17-2015, 11:47 AM   #1
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Default I Feel Lost And Adrift When I Come To Coed Now

As all classy providers do, my favorite hooker, Lauren Mayfair, appears to have slipped silently off into the night and left the hobby. My arch-enemy has gone off to FL to blow mickey and no longer comes to visit.

Without original humor or some one to troll to make your own humor, what is there to look forward to when you log in?

Dear Tebow, please bring us a new funny hooker (or a new batch of hot 25 year olds) to make us smile.
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Old 08-17-2015, 11:56 AM   #2
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Toss the man a life preserver, somebody, please, or an anchor, one or the other.
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Old 08-17-2015, 12:15 PM   #3
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And make the new batch of hookers be 250/hr or less.

Amen.
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Old 08-17-2015, 12:17 PM   #4
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or an anchor.
Why Fancy, such comments are not normally your style. What pray did I do to offend thee? I don't remember kicking any chiuahuas
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Old 08-17-2015, 12:53 PM   #5
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And make the new batch of hookers be 250/hr or less.

Amen.
.....and BBBJ
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Why Fancy, such comments are not normally your style. What pray did I do to offend thee? I don't remember kicking any chiuahuas

Give a dog a bone and she may wag her tail, but I was being evil and ran with it. Just trying to give you some of the sass you may be missing. I'll stick to being a lass.

Perhaps I wanted to beat 3-sides before HE said it?
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Old 08-17-2015, 02:03 PM   #7
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And make the new batch of hookers be 250/hr or less.

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.....and BBBJ
keep dreaming the dream

+1 to both. just say no to dominos. ha
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Sounds like a Air Supply song.
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Sounds like a Air Supply song.
Exactly

To our beautiful Bat Whore, you'll be missed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxEB-oM2WQ
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Old 08-17-2015, 03:40 PM   #10
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Back dimples rock.
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Old 08-17-2015, 03:48 PM   #11
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Exactly

To our beautiful Bat Whore, you'll be missed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxEB-oM2WQ
Some of us aren't missing her at all...ijs
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4 bars into the lyrics .....

...... I puked.
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Old 08-17-2015, 05:14 PM   #13
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Lol, just be glad you didn't have to listen to five of them before you found the right one
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True ......learn to search lyrics

www.sing365.com
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You bemoan the loss of your favorite Batwhore and you use the Airsupply cover for tribute...... Nilsson's version is the best even though his was a cover as well. ijs
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