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Old 01-07-2010, 07:48 AM   #1
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Default It's colder than...
...a well-digger's ass in Montana!

Cold enough to prove that men have nipples too!
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:38 AM   #2
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I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:47 AM   #3
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Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:56 AM   #4
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than a witch's tit on a December broom ride!
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Old 01-07-2010, 09:46 AM   #5
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...Santa's ass after a full night of sledding!

...the balls on a brass monkey!
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Old 01-07-2010, 10:25 PM   #6
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so damn cold my nipples could cut glass and I could piss ice cubes!
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Title of thread says "then", title in thread says "than". Glad it's fixed in thread but looks like a bug with the site.
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Don't ask me ehat this means, I said it alot when I was young. It's colder than a snow bunny. I still get grief for it when its cold outside by my family.
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Colder than the look on the wife's face when I call out the wrong name in bed.
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I seen Jack Frost Freeze
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than a witch's tit on a December broom ride!
Similar:
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Colder than the look on the wife's face when I call out the wrong name in bed.
Nice one!

It's colder than...
...the heart of an IRS auditor.
...the iceberg that hit the Titanic.
...the look on the face of the cop I tried to "bargain away" my last speeding ticket with.

It's so cold that...
...when a guy writes his name in the snow, it becomes 3-dimensional.
... a guy's outie becomes an innie.
...I might buy a Snuggie. GASP!
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Old 01-09-2010, 04:14 PM   #13
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Colder than a well diggers ass.
It's so cold Al Gore said "nevermind".
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Old 01-09-2010, 04:48 PM   #14
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when your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands
It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!
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It's colder than week old penguin poo!
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