Golden Girls Sub-Forum?

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Waldo666

I just thought it might be cool to have a Golden Girls sub-forum for providers over 40. That way when one is looking to book an appointment in the providers ad section, they don't accidentally click on something that might cause them nightmares. Or even worse, find out that their favorite aunt just happens to be the MILF flavor of the month. Hey, I am not trying to discriminate with malice. There can be a "young, dumb, and full of cum" sub forum as well. It can be complete with grammatical errors, iphone mirror self portraits, and posts with different fonts combined with lower and uppercased letters within the same words.

I'm 51 and definitely NOT a Golden Girl. I'm a sassy redheaded lassie! And what do you mean by "nightmares?" Older women in lingerie who still want fun in the boudoir disturb you that much? How old are YOU? If your favorite aunt, or heck, even mom is the MILF of the month, be proud she's still sexy. You could just as likely find your sister, cousin, ex-current-future girlfriend/wife, ya know.

While you protest that you're not discriminating, you are. Sexuality and sensuality are not limited to the under 40 crowd. I earned my wrinkles, but I also learned what I wanted in bed. I'm a lot happier and more comfortable with natural physical desire than I ever was in my 20's and 30's, and therefore less inhibited and more generous with giving pleasure. Besides, didn't you hear? Cougars are hot!

As Guilty Pleasures pointed out, there is a search function, so no need for actual separatism by age - or race, body type, hair color. Doesn't that idea go against everything ECCIE and other such boards represent, the freedom to choose and the diversity of sexual expression?

[Fancyinheels]

If you're going to do it, at least come up with something that doesn't sound like a certain urination fetish. How about, "Experienced Erotic Expressionists," or "Mature but Marvelous," or perhaps "Aged to Perfection?"

[Fancyinheels]

Deerhunter mentioned an IQ customizer. What would those categories be? Neanderthal, Moronette, Barely Bimbo, Standard, Slightly Improved (like her bust), Rock-it Scientist, Erotic Einstein, Too-Smart-To-Be-With-You?

What about boob divisions? Link them to food for more male drool: Flat-as-an-IHOP-Pancake, Morsel Mouthful, Incredible Pizzaz Perky, Mammary Muffin, Double Hostess Cupcake Handful, Sweet Ripe Melon, Bodacious Breast Buffet, DDDelicious with Additives (for the surgically enhanced), Oh-My-God-I'm-Being-Smothered-by-Milk-Jugs?

[tbone2u]

Fancy.... You left out Caveman

[Waldo666]

Originally Posted by stonetammy

golden girls are not 40+, I fall in the 40+ range and dont like the idea of being labeled golden!

Its okay. Acceptance is the last stage and thus the most difficult part.

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I'm 51 and definitely a Golden Girl. I earned my wrinkles, but I also learned what I wanted in bed.

Gross!

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

If you're going to do it, at least come up with something that doesn't sound like a certain urination fetish. How about, "Experienced Erotic Expressionists," or "Mature but Marvelous," or perhaps "Aged to Perfection?"

It took you three separate posts to say everything you needed to. I guess that's what happens when you are over 50. Your forum suggestions are cute, but slightly misleading. I think the following are more appropriate.

"Experienced, Exotic, and the Elderly"
"Maturated and Over Saturated'
"Aged to Petrifaction"
"Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture"

or we could just be subtle and say....

"I post all day because I don't have many appointments, my pictures
aren't doing it for anyone, and I am trying to dig up (no pun intended)
and business i can"

P.S.
Guilty Pleasures. Your body if fucking hot. PERIOD! There are exceptions to every rule.

[Fancyinheels]

First off, if you're going to be argumentative, get the quote right. I said that I'm definitely NOT a Golden Girl. Don't edit to make your point, or it isn't valid.

Secondly, the first post was a serious reply to your comments. The others were for fun, and most people on the board familiar with me know my writing style and how I often attempt to make light of sometimes tense subjects to dispel animosity. Not working here.

Thirdly, I like to post when I have time, but if you'll check my website calendar, you'll see I have no problems staying busy. Obviously some gentlemen must find my photos and personality inviting, as I've been making a living as an escort SOLELY for over 4 years now, and have been able to travel to some pretty neat places. (Again, check the website.) To each his/her own, and I support that right unconditionally. However, while I said that your post was discriminatory, and asked your age, I didn't make any affront to your personally. Just because YOU don't find me attractive is no reason to bash me, or anyone else you may choose not to see for your own reasons.

My putrid elderly self must now depart the debate and pack for a 3-day sleepover with one of several very generous professional gentlemen who, amazingly, also enjoy being seen in public with me on a regular basis.

As far as your thread is concerned, you have, as my Irish grandmother used to say, stirred the dung up to see what flies. In this case, troll dung. I don't understand why some people must denigrate others to amuse themselves or feel superior. There are better hobbies. Go get laid, and you'll feel MUCH better.