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Guest061011-4 · 04-04-2011, 08:23 PM

aww st. james! i stil need to go!

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Originally Posted by Syncial

I am only allowed to go into one church without burning. The nuns at that church are topless.

TheDaliLama · 04-04-2011, 08:25 PM

I'm the fucking Dali Lama.

Syncial · 04-04-2011, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Mandy

aww st. james! i stil need to go!

I'll let you know when I go next time, but you better not be hogging all the ladies. Last time I took a girl there, she got all the attention while i was twiddling my thumbs in the corner.

Guest061011-4 · 04-04-2011, 08:37 PM

if you want i can wear a costume over my face with some baggy clothes so you look sexier then i do!

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Originally Posted by Syncial

I'll let you know when I go next time, but you better not be hogging all the ladies. Last time I took a girl there, she got all the attention while i was twiddling my thumbs in the corner.

Wayward · 04-04-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

I'm the fucking Dali Lama.

STFU The fucking Prophet and Father Wayward the murdering rat bastard are talking.

I am a frisbeetarian I believe that when you die your soul gets stuck up on the roof and it can't get down.

K2S0 · 04-04-2011, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

I'm the fucking Dali Lama.

scrolling through the thread i read that as "I'm fucking the Dali Lama."

Seedy · 04-04-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayward

STFU The fucking Prophet and Father Wayward the murdering rat bastard are talking.

I am a frisbeetarian I believe that when you die your soul gets stuck up on the roof and it can't get down.

LMMFAO. Oh shit, is laughing blasphemous?

Jackie S · 04-04-2011, 09:13 PM

I agree with what DED said.

But I will defend to the end another's right to joke about religion, or anything else they choose too.

That is what being an American is about.

Fancyinheels · 04-04-2011, 09:15 PM

I try to treat everyone honestly and fairly, do the least amount of harm and give the most help that I'm able to, and respect all creatures great and small. If that isn't good enough for whoever's in charge when I die, I can always be sent back for another try.

I think we're the progeny of a juvenile alien science project that got an "F." Beam us back up, Scotty, for a reboot.

Eccie Addict · 04-04-2011, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Mandy

um i will agree to disagree, i dont feel i can go to a church and get saved knowing im going to walk out those doors right after and do what i do. when you get saved your suppose to live like christ and i cant say im going to live christ like beacause that would be lie. i know god loves me no matter what but i still feel i shouldnt get saved untill this time in my life has passed

It doesn't take going to church to be saved. I also don't believe that once you're saved you are supposed to live Christ. I believe that once you are saved you're suppose to want to live Christ like. Having met you I get the impression that you are doning your best with what you have to work with at this particular time in your life and that is all anyone can ask.

A book that I bet you would enjoy that I feel if most read it and lived by it's message the world would be a much better place is "The Shack" by William Young.

As far as religion goes... I don"t belive in religion. I do belive in God however.

Jumbo_mumbo · 04-04-2011, 10:11 PM

Comes with this term.. God did not create men, Men created God.

Guest061011-4 · 04-04-2011, 11:10 PM

i read the shack when i was locked up. very good book. i like how god is perceived in it

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Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

It doesn't take going to church to be saved. I also don't believe that once you're saved you are supposed to live Christ. I believe that once you are saved you're suppose to want to live Christ like. Having met you I get the impression that you are doning your best with what you have to work with at this particular time in your life and that is all anyone can ask.

A book that I bet you would enjoy that I feel if most read it and lived by it's message the world would be a much better place is "The Shack" by William Young.

As far as religion goes... I don"t belive in religion. I do belive in God however.

bbkid · 04-05-2011, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Yes...I believe, I pray, and I go to church...

I know I'm doing wrong but last perfect person to walk this earth died over 2000 years ago, that's what I believe...

Same here. I pray regularly. I attend my church regularly. And, I don't judge others, so don't judge me for how I practice MY faith.

Brooke Wilde · 04-05-2011, 08:26 AM

I am very religious/spiritual. God is the main focus of my life. People sometimes question how I can be so religious while being in this industry, for me it's simple …. I am exactly where god wants me to be at this moment. When god wants me to leave this life alone … he will guide me in another direction.

I also believe that god loves you the most when you are at your least. He wants you to seek him out while you are still a sinner. You don’t have to be perfect or anywhere close to it to attend church or keep god close to your heart.

lizardking · 04-05-2011, 10:23 AM

I believe in religions. They undoubtedly exist. I am confronted by that inescapable fact every time I venture over near the former Summit on Saturday afternoon or Sunday morning and get caught in a tangle of traffic. (Since when do lemmings drive? Don't you think allowing cops to stop traffic to facilitate ingress to and egress from church parking lots is a violation of the Constitutional mandate of church-state separation? I fucking do, and it pisses me off!)

I'm pretty sure god is a figment of man's imagination, though.

Frisbeetarianism sounds like a theology I could get behind, however.