HAPPY BIRTHDAY DALLAS!

[DallasRain]

Thanks sexy Miss Monica!

I woke up this morning to a sexy as hell SKULL choker besides my pillow! I have been eyeing it on Amazon for awhile so my SO got if for my birthday!

[tia travels]

Better late than never.
Hope you celebrate all week long!

[slinmo]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

I smelt like burnt tires!!

There's a joke there somewhere about a beautiful lady and the smell of burning rubber... but I'll let that go for now.

We have yet to meet, but it will happen in the future. I feel like I know you from reading all your posts, and I love your attitude. I hope you had a wonderful birthday.

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by slinmo

There's a joke there somewhere about a beautiful lady and the smell of burning rubber... but I'll let that go for now.

We have yet to meet, but it will happen in the future. I feel like I know you from reading all your posts, and I love your attitude. I hope you had a wonderful birthday.

lol......have you ever been to a burnout?? they are fun but noisey & smelly!

The chick standing behiind me said the smell was just "testosterone perfume" for men! lol

heres a joke:

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference.
On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, “What are those for?”
The old man replied, “There are just two things I can’t stand: the sound of a woman screaming… and the smell of burning rubber!”

[Ariel J adore]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DALLAS!!!

YOU WILL CONTINUE TO ROCK SOCKS OFF FOR MANY YEARS TO CUM

[Fancyinheels]

[DallasRain]

Thanks Ariel!!!!!!!!!

Lol Fancy....thanks and which day is yours??

[slinmo]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

lol......have you ever been to a burnout?? they are fun but noisey & smelly!

The chick standing behiind me said the smell was just "testosterone perfume" for men! lol

heres a joke:

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference.
On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, “What are those for?”
The old man replied, “There are just two things I can’t stand: the sound of a woman screaming… and the smell of burning rubber!”

lol, yep, that's the joke... Never been to a burnout, but used to get pit passes to the drag races years ago. Very familiar with the smell and the residue in your hair and on your clothes from the burnouts. Ugh!

[DallasRain]

yep I finally got the smell out of my "nose" and hair! But i do luv a good burnout so i will put with the smells..................the only problem with the event was all those damn sexy old Chevy trucks! I used to have a 1980 chevy shorbed c10,but burnt it up...so now I so want another one! If I had a dick,those trucks woulda given me a hard on! lol

[Guest010619]

Happy Birthday Lover.
You still have another candle here to blow.

[drsmooth1]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

{Just call me the Mae West of the board...lol}

DallasRain by any other name is still DallasRain! Happy belated Birthday baby

[Dynalow96]

Happy Birthday and may you be blessed with many more happy years.

[DallasRain]

yall are awesome to me!!!!!!!

I celebrate all month long....October is my fave month cause my birthday AND Halloween!
{I have had my Halloween decor up since first of september!}

[gman44]

Happy Belated birthday sexy

[normalguy21]

Happy B-Day Babe !!!