The Singing BJ

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[Guest032117]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Honestly, that's about the goofiest thing I ever heard of a Provider doing. If it happened to me, I'd grab my money and sing "Hitting The Road Jack, Never Coming Back, No More, No More, No More!"

I'm a big goofball. Take everything I post with a grain of salt, a lime wedge, and a shot of patron

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I'm a big goofball. Take everything I post with a grain of salt, a lime wedge, and a shot of patron

That wasn't directed at you specifically, but at the Provider that actually hums a tune while giving a blowjob ... What that says to me is the thought going through her mind is "I can't wait to get this over with and I'm bored to death giving this guy head"

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

That wasn't directed at you specifically, but at the Provider that actually hums a tune while giving a blowjob ... What that says to me is the thought going through her mind is "I can't wait to get this over with and I'm bored to death giving this guy head"

Not at all what I'm thinking when I feel like humming. It's a whimsical way of sending pleasurable vibrations up and down the shillelagh without pulling out a battery-operated device, which can intimidate some fellows and break the natural flow of the experience, plus it's just musically mischievous!

Gosh, don't you know people who hum when they're happy?

[MrClark]

YM I'm sure you hum a great tune.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Not at all what I'm thinking when I feel like humming. It's a whimsical way of sending pleasurable vibrations up and down the shillelagh without pulling out a battery-operated device, which can intimidate some fellows and break the natural flow of the experience, plus it's just musically mischievous!

Gosh, don't you know people who hum when they're happy?

It's goofy and there's nothing erotic about it in the least. "break the natural flow of the experience" ... the definition of that is Interruption and that's about the last thing I would want a Provider doing. "break the natural flow of the experience" and you're guaranteed I'd never go see you again ... ijs. Humming a tune on my dick in the middle of a blowjob IS breaking the natural flow of the experience.

Perhaps you have some older clients who have a hard time keeping it up ... or they're hard of hearing ... or both.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

It's goofy and there's nothing erotic about it in the least. "break the natural flow of the experience" ... the definition of that is Interruption and that's about the last thing I would want a Provider doing. "break the natural flow of the experience" and you're guaranteed I'd never go see you again ... ijs. Humming a tune on my dick in the middle of a blowjob IS breaking the natural flow of the experience.

Perhaps you have some older clients who have a hard time keeping it up ... or they're hard of hearing ... or both.

Why, yes, it can be goofy! Sex isn't always supposed to be a solemn ceremony, so nothing wrong with a wee dash of o' spontaneity, humor, and joy. Obviously such a symphony isn't for everyone erotically, and I don't do it all of the time, and not at the WRONG time when a gentleman is really getting into the rhythm, which is what I meant by "breaking the natural flow." An amorously accomplished provider listens, looks, and "feels" the notes of her fellow's arousal as she plays his "instrument." Age and experience have taught me to gauge the appropriateness of humming, who and when, and the birthday boys I've serenaded before I blew their candles out were amused, not annoyed.

Now that my sensual secret is out, that I'm a hidden hedonistic "hummer" hussy, I won't ever expect to see you in carnal concert, SF. I'll try to get over the pain of that devastating loss, somehow.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Why, yes, it can be goofy! Sex isn't always supposed to be a solemn ceremony, so nothing wrong with a wee dash of o' spontaneity, humor, and joy. Obviously such a symphony isn't for everyone erotically, and I don't do it all of the time, and not at the WRONG time when a gentleman is really getting into the rhythm, which is what I meant by "breaking the natural flow." An amorously accomplished provider listens, looks, and "feels" the notes of her fellow's arousal as she plays his "instrument." Age and experience have taught me to gauge the appropriateness of humming, who and when, and the birthday boys I've serenaded before I blew their candles out were amused, not annoyed.

Now that my sensual secret is out, that I'm a hidden hedonistic "hummer" hussy, I won't ever expect to see you in carnal concert, SF. I'll try to get over the pain of that devastating loss, somehow.

ROFLMAO! ... Who ever said anything about sex being "solemn" ... keep flailing ... I wouldn't find it amusing either. I'd chalk it up to an inability to be hot and erotic so you resort to something goofy. Next.

[Fancyinheels]

Some people don't like rock and roll, others don't care for rap, country, pop, polka, or classical, so it's a wonderful thing that the Hobby has a wide variety of tunes to toot everyone's taste.