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Space Cowboy · 03-29-2015, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Seedy

Hey GS, did you whip it out and start stroking yourself? Lol

you already know GS is a fucked up pervert

Russ38 · 03-29-2015, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

The anaconda slinger was in the Publix Grocery store before taking the snake show to the street.

DED is in Gainsville?

drax1 · 03-29-2015, 09:48 PM

Wear these with a big smile. It really pisses off the bitchy ones.

Lexieinhouston · 03-30-2015, 02:26 AM

Was this milf one of the ladies in a sundress you were ogling last Sunday, lol?

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1327192&highlight=

It'd be funny if GS were actually a preacher.

~

Still-Naughty · 03-30-2015, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

One hand on the .45 and the other on the phone...

All that was missing was the, COPS film crew....

Good shit.

Hah yeah that sounds like some shit you'd see.

Phil A.Cheaux · 03-30-2015, 08:26 AM

That will teach you to stand their and stoke a cucumber and tell her that yours is bigger.

pyramider · 03-30-2015, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil A.Cheaux

That will teach you to stand their and stoke a cucumber and tell her that yours is bigger, especially when the Vienna sausages are two aisles over.

Completed the thought.

Fancyinheels · 03-30-2015, 02:31 PM

Heavens, even before I was a provider, if I caught someone peeking at the twin peaks o' Ireland, I just smiled and said, "Thank you."

If I were in the produce aisle, I might even have winked while thumping a zucchini.

When did it become an insult for a woman to be admired in public? (Doesn't mean that Globespot ISN'T a leering perverted prick, however. I would have to judge that in person and rate him on the Fancy Freaky Scale, something akin to the Fujita Scale for twisters.)

GlobeSpotter · 03-30-2015, 03:58 PM

I didn't post and run....I've just been bound up and limited time for quick posts here and there.

But I'll tell what happened and didn't happen later tonight.

LadyMoxie · 03-30-2015, 03:59 PM

I like to be told I'm pretty. Or hot. It boosts my bitch ego... Hah!

Eccie Addict · 03-30-2015, 05:35 PM

You're HOT Miss Moxie ��

GlobeSpotter · 03-30-2015, 05:49 PM

The lady in this photo is a close "resemblance"

The blazer and matching dress was blue. The blazer was open. The white shirt was not sheer or low cut.

No cleavage, lace, or bra straps showing.

Her look was one or two steps less conservative than the Queen of England.

more later

WolfWhistle · 03-31-2015, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Saw a civi milf today after church....in a store.

I don't know her but she called me out and I didn't even say anything.

I got to thinkin....this bitch must be one of the hot wives that eccie members bitch about not giving any pussy at home.

She wasn't Mrs. America but in general was a nice piece....clearly "blessed"

But with an attitude like that......

You haven't mastered the shifting eye technique, Grasshopper.

WolfWhistle · 03-31-2015, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

The lady in this photo is a close "resemblance"

The blazer and matching dress was blue. The blazer was open. The white shirt was not sheer or low cut.

No cleavage, lace, or bra straps showing.

Her look was one or two steps less conservative than the Queen of England.

more later

She was wearing a power suit. Grasshopper should understand that women dressed in power suits believe that penis envy is a myth, that they in fact have bigger penises than men do. Grasshopper should have focused more on avoiding detection of the roaming eye than getting his ass handed over to him.