BP invasion

[mzluvly]

Originally Posted by Horizontal Driller

BP due diligence list:

1. No one who's name references chocolate, coffee, booty, or contains the letter Q
2. No one suffering from hot flashes
3. No one with a crown tattoo
4. No one weighing over 140
5. No one with children in their profile pics
6. No one with less than 20 teeth
7. No one accepting food stamps
Finally,
8. No one with a penis and or Adam's apple

Everyone else should be GTG.

LMAO

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Horizontal Driller

BP due diligence list:

1. No one who's name references chocolate, coffee, booty, or contains the letter Q
2. No one suffering from hot flashes
3. No one with a crown tattoo
4. No one weighing over 140
5. No one with children in their profile pics
6. No one with less than 20 teeth
7. No one accepting food stamps
Finally,
8. No one with a penis and or Adam's apple

Everyone else should be GTG.

I agree with #5 absolutely, but as to the rest of your list...

Any sturdy provider 6 ft tall with a rack (for instance, ME) would look like a skeleton fitted with bowling balls, going by your suggested weight limit.

I've been told that I am hot when flashing. Mature ladies wrote the manual on BBBJNQNSCIM, while the giggling girls are still reading it.

There is a specific TS/TV section on BP, as well as a male escort section, for Adams who want to bob apples. You don't have to haunt there unless you WANT to.

Crown tats once heralded power, wealth, supremacy, and royal heritage. They are the backbone of many family crests, and shouldn't be discriminated against because some gang-bangers have adopted them. Last time I checked, nobody had stopped wearing baseball caps and baggy pants because the fashionably bad-ass wear them ass-backwards or beltless.

Some of the ho-hos are trying to get OFF food stamps by doing this. Begrudge them a job, do you? Or dentures bought with their savings? (However, I've heard that gummy bears are a fetish.)

Hot Chocolate sounds like a better ho-name to me than Brown Milk.

Someone else's trick is another's treat. Live and let live.

Sit on a lit Jack O' Lantern and have a Happy Halloween of Boo-ty, drillbit.

[tracer]

Originally Posted by Hotboyz

Huh bruh! Damn wakeup... How did you figure that shit out? But..... That's what's happening for sure. Real talk!

There are classes to choose from based upon your economical status.
1. Low class - $99 and under
2. Middle class - $100 - $250
3. High class - $251 and up

I tend to dabble in all 3.

What sweet irony that you would fuck up knowing the use of 'economical' in this particular thread. Awesome...

[AmishGangster]

Originally Posted by Horizontal Driller

BP due diligence list:

1. No one who's name references chocolate, coffee, booty, or contains the letter Q
2. No one suffering from hot flashes
3. No one with a crown tattoo
4. No one weighing over 140
5. No one with children in their profile pics
6. No one with less than 20 teeth
7. No one accepting food stamps
Finally,
8. No one with a penis and or Adam's apple

Everyone else should be GTG.

What about VIP?

[Darkerside]

Second good thing Wakeup has done for me. This thread brought Lauren Mayfair to my attention

I would like to think I have brought over some very nice BP ladies. Can't say anything about the rest

[Wakeup]

You're welcome...

[Guest012715]

Nice BP girls? I didn't think that existed....
Far and between. But I'm sure there are a diamond in the rubble somewhere....

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Hotboyz

Huh bruh! Damn wakeup... How did you figure that shit out? But..... That's what's happening for sure. Real talk!

There are classes to choose from based upon your economical status.
1. Low class - $99 and under
2. Middle class - $100 - $250
3. High class - $251 and up

I tend to dabble in all 3.

im strictly lower middle class. lol

[Horizontal Driller]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I agree with #5 absolutely, but as to the rest of your list...

Any sturdy provider 6 ft tall with a rack (for instance, ME) would look like a skeleton fitted with bowling balls, going by your suggested weight limit.

I've been told that I am hot when flashing. Mature ladies wrote the manual on BBBJNQNSCIM, while the giggling girls are still reading it.

There is a specific TS/TV section on BP, as well as a male escort section, for Adams who want to bob apples. You don't have to haunt there unless you WANT to.

Crown tats once heralded power, wealth, supremacy, and royal heritage. They are the backbone of many family crests, and shouldn't be discriminated against because some gang-bangers have adopted them. Last time I checked, nobody had stopped wearing baseball caps and baggy pants because the fashionably bad-ass wear them ass-backwards or beltless.

Some of the ho-hos are trying to get OFF food stamps by doing this. Begrudge them a job, do you? Or dentures bought with their savings? (However, I've heard that gummy bears are a fetish.)

Hot Chocolate sounds like a better ho-name to me than Brown Milk.

Someone else's trick is another's treat. Live and let live.

Sit on a lit Jack O' Lantern and have a Happy Halloween of Boo-ty, drillbit.

My apologies to any BBW over the hill descendants of nobility hiding out from the demands of palace life on back page. No doubt their happy ending is just past the second star to the left.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Horizontal Driller

My apologies to any BBW over the hill descendants of nobility hiding out from the demands of palace life on back page. No doubt their happy ending is just past the second star to the left.

Thank you. Now, back to polishing my tiara before I "crown" the next guy's scepter.

[Wakeup]

It's the second star to the right, actually...and only according to Walt Disney. The star was never in the Barrie original...

[Horizontal Driller]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Mature ladies wrote the manual on BBBJNQNSCIM, while the giggling girls are still reading it.
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Nice try but I happened to know for a fact that it was authored by Dorthy Monroe