What guys call their Penis - Can we standardize the name - geez?

[Alpha_Male]

I will often follow the standard of "Little (insert handle)". But changing the description between rod, cock and one-eyed-snake is part of the literary part of writing reviews.

The real question is what do you call it in session? I will mainly use cock because dick had other meanings and I want to be clear. Penis is too clinical.

[Fancyinheels]

They are all shillelaghs to me, in need of polishing BY me.

[Pistolero]

My derringer- short barrel and at most 2 shots

[Ms. Athena]

Originally Posted by Alpha_Male

I will often follow the standard of "Little (insert handle)". But changing the description between rod, cock and one-eyed-snake is part of the literary part of writing reviews.

The real question is what do you call it in session? I will mainly use cock because dick had other meanings and I want to be clear. Penis is too clinical.

I love saying COCK..........It just rolls off your tongue.........I want to suck your Cock, vs I want to suck your penis. Now which one makes you drop your drawers faster?.......Butt as Im a nurse it maybe just be me as penis is the clinical term........ummm Now where is your Cock at, I know it needs a good sucking?

[DallasRain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDfqSyMrLs

[klutz]

LOL....

I hope you realize... due to this post... I fully intend on using a different term for my penis each time I reference it in a review.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7iys73EVUI

[kerwil62]

Dick is all that's needed for me to use. It's what I've always called it.

Cock is what we used to call a pussy back in the day. I will NEVER use that word in place of dick!

[Alpha_Male]

I intend to honor this thread by calling mine "geez." I assume that is a hard g?

[pyramider]

Well ... when my pecker needs a name change, management, or a publicist I will call mochamagic.

[LordBeaverbrook]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

I have a guy that calls his JOHN WAYNE---most though usually just pray it works{lol}

Probably because you just about wore it out on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd round - LOL

Mine is jr because I want to spend the minimum time typing about my cock.

[JDog]

Hell in the 70's, probably before some of you were born, my favorite call name was "Eli" From the song " Eli's Coming" by three dog night.

[blowpop]

Originally Posted by kerwil62

Cock is what we used to call a pussy back in the day. I will NEVER use that word in place of dick!

I remember that from when I was a kid. I've not heard the term used that way in a very long time.

I'm going to stick with "Vienna Sausage of Love" aka VSoL. If you manage your partner's expectations, she'll always be pleasantly surprised.

[Guest062124]

Originally Posted by kerwil62

Dick is all that's needed for me to use. It's what I've always called it.

LOVE the word Dick.... If a man says, " take this Dick"...Instant wetness!

Can't stand the word Cock.... If a man says, "take this cock." I feel like I am in a bad 70's porn. lol

One guy I know calls his "mini me" at opportune times....trust me, it's not because it's "mini"

[Jemma Martin]

Penis penis penis!

[NorthWood]

El Grande