My Next Life

[midwestman]

I think I want to live my next life in reverse...

First, you start out dead and get that experience out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy...enjoying your retirement and collecting your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[tia travels]

Benjamin Button agrees!