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08-16-2013, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: May 10, 2012
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 215
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My wife MADE me buy a BMW!!
I know, I know, I should not buy one!
But I wanted one since I was 16 and held a Toyota Corolla to my wifes head and said, really, u dare me to buy a Corolla....
I humbly settled on the BMer, but just to make sure I told her, asked her, please, let me take it back....
Any of you that know me know a BMW is the LAST thing I need....cause I am going to get in REAL trouble....this just in, BMWs are fast!!!
Life is crazy, PM me if you want to go for a ride!!!
Finn
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08-16-2013, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 11, 2012
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 2,694
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Finn, which one did you get? I'd like a black E46 M3 SMG...lightly modded but in EXCELLENT condition... One of these days! Till then I'll just keep driving the P-cars!
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08-16-2013, 11:20 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 11,627
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Let me guess: Your wife also made you join the Hobby - so all good ...
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08-17-2013, 06:09 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,397
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You should have gotten laid first.
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08-17-2013, 06:22 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 194460
Join Date: Jul 5, 2013
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 280
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I love the 325i series. It A Beautiful car. I'd love a ride!
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08-17-2013, 06:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Georgetown, Texas
Posts: 9,332
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I have a 335i HT convertible. Love it. Watch out when that turbo kicks in. Traded in my Lexus SC 430 for it. Lexus was sportier looking but I prefer the BMW.
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08-17-2013, 07:28 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 2800
Join Date: Dec 19, 2009
Location: Austin, Texas & The Hill Country
Posts: 1,665
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Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
I have a 335i HT convertible. Love it. Watch out when that turbo kicks in. Traded in my Lexus SC 430 for it. Lexus was sportier looking but I prefer the BMW.
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OH NO YOU DIIN'T!!!!!!!!!!
I Had A Lexus SC 430, UNTIL My Daughter Totaled
It, AND WASN'T ON MY INSURANCE!!!!! 
Now I Drive A PIECE OF SHIT BMW 330ci!!!!!!
SORRY It's A Nice Car, BUT IT'S NOT MY LEXUS!!!!!
GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! 
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08-17-2013, 11:44 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
Posts: 35,944
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Could have been worse... could have been a blow up doll!
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08-17-2013, 11:56 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 1, 2011
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,848
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I had the Z3 and loved it, that is until a couple of someone's made an accordion out of it on the freeway one day. One of these days I may get a Z4 to replace it.
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08-17-2013, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Feb 26, 2013
Location: Waskom
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I had nothing but trouble with my X5. When the warranty expired, but the problems didn't, I complained to my service rep. He simply smiled and asked, "Don't you know that BMW means bring money with you?"
I sold that car the next week, and took my one time beating....which was much better than the twice monthly beating the service department had been administering. I later heard the service rep could no longer send his daughter to college after I sold that car!
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08-17-2013, 01:53 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 11,627
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What is the MOST important thing you need to know when you drive a BMW?
Where the next gas station is
What is the Second MOST important thing you need to know?
Where the next repair shop is
As we used to say in the old country: BMW: Bayerischer MIST Wagen
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08-17-2013, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 18, 2009
Location: Under the Sea
Posts: 303
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Ooops!
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08-17-2013, 04:04 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 11,627
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We used to say something close to that about Mercedes drivers, actually we said:
They have a build in Right Of Way.
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08-17-2013, 05:27 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 45258
Join Date: Sep 16, 2010
Location: Dallas
Posts: 1,515
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I LOVE BMWs!!!!!!!! I have the 2012 740Li...,so elegant, sophisticated and luxurious. I like the 5 series too!!
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08-17-2013, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: ATX
Posts: 715
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Hey Trip, do you know the difference between a BMW owner and a cactus?
On a cactus, the prick is on the outside!
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