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07-24-2013, 03:29 PM
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Impregnated....!
Pardon the salacious title, but I wanted to get your attention, lol. I'm refering to my hair and skin being impregnated with cologne during sessions and not being able to COMPLETELY wash off the scent. Sometimes it takes 2 showers (with hair washing both times).
Now, I am one to throw ALL of myself into anything I do, and providing is no exception.
I appreciate very much a gentleman taking time to be bathed, groomed, and in clean clothes, but the cologne can be an occupational hazzard when one has a double life. It's easy to explain away the faint smell of alcohol, when I do indulge during a session, as "an after-work glass of wine with the girls", but harder to explain why I would smell like a man.
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07-24-2013, 03:40 PM
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That always happens to me it just smells from my hair to just about every inch of my body and I hate it. Men arrived drenched in cologne thinking they smell nice but all it seems is as if they've literally bathed in cologne instead of a shower.
I think a little spritz here and there but PLEASE NO BATHING !!!!!
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07-24-2013, 03:47 PM
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A little dab'll do ya!
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07-24-2013, 04:03 PM
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troll....oversaturation overload level +9000!!!
sorry, couldn't help but troll.
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07-24-2013, 04:06 PM
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Lmao ....
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07-24-2013, 04:11 PM
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Very nice Savak.
LOL!
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07-24-2013, 07:30 PM
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LMAO Savak!
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07-24-2013, 07:37 PM
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savak = funny
Interesting that the men and women at my office fall into age groups when it comes to over-drenching toilet water. The young people wear way too much scent, and it is modern and sharp, almost painful. The older women often bathe in something that smells powdery, strong, and it makes me sneeze. Older men and everyone else in their 30s 40s and 50s seem to have gotten the memo--subtle, classy, personal.
Lots of fun when we all get together for a meeting and the "fragrances" unite to make the room smell like...Pine Sol.
Note: I like a provider to smell like a provider--herself!.
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07-24-2013, 10:38 PM
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Tomato sauce will take the smell away. I
Frito, The Wondermutt, got sprayed by a skunk, and Tomato Sauce was the only thing that would knock the skunk-stank off of his silly ass...silly because he's been skunk-sprayed at least
a dozen times. Frito hates skunks.
I know that's not what you were going for, Purrrrsia, I.know you were being subtle in telling us knuckleheads to back away from the super-soaker applicator, but that's all I had. Sorry. ...but I hope it helps...and don't thank me. Thank.Hunts and Hints.From Heloise. Heh!
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07-24-2013, 10:40 PM
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That's freakin hilarious.
I seriously cant stop coming back to this thread and laughing...
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07-25-2013, 09:38 AM
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I know many gents who lather on the Aqua Velva. The fella sitting across from me sprays constantly. I turn my fan around to make him get his own scent.
As an avid GQ, Esquire, Playboy, reader grooming tips seem to all agree 1-2 spritz tops, on the wrists then move around neck etc.
I never asked about my grooming but I figured I'd go unscented anyways. I'd much rather smell like you after than the other way around. Just my two pesos.
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07-25-2013, 11:53 AM
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Not to mention that if your spritzing all over....especially in places I will be licking....I don't appreciate tasting your cologne either.
Just saying
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07-25-2013, 02:20 PM
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Savak..... Very funny pics lols
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07-25-2013, 05:00 PM
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Love the smell of Purrisa in the morning.....noon and night.
Use a clean smelling body wash and nothing else or than deodorant. Personally prefer the scent of a just showered lady.
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07-25-2013, 06:43 PM
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This is my last comment on this topic, and its purely my preference.....I cannot risk smelling like someone other than myself. Its not a matter of cheap cologne, or too much.....its cologne PERIOD. Someone might think they are spritzing and the other person will perceive it as being drenched. Better to leave it for your civilian life gentleman.
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