Documentary By Michael Moore Called “Fappy” Scheduled For Release In December
May 30, 2013 by
Jimmy Rustling 7 Comments
Michael Moore talking to reporters about his upcoming documentary “Fappy”.
Hollywood, CA — Controversial filmmaker Michael Moore held a press conference to announce his new upcoming documentary that is being released in December simply titled “Fappy”.
Moore talked with reporters and explained briefly what the documentary is about. “The story follows a religious anti-masturbation organization who
travels around the country preaching to
school children about the harmful effects of masturbation,” Moore said. “They have a mascot who dresses in a dolphin costume that goes by the name of
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin. Fappy® along with his assistants visit various elementary
schools nationwide talking to children about living a masturbation-free lifestyle. Along the way many interesting situations arise; everything from the group being banned in the state of
California to Fappy® getting arrested for public masturbation.” Moore continued, “Besides all of the problems that occur, the characters are real and loving. You begin to root for this organization that you want so badly to fail.”
Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of
Stop Masturbation Now told
CNN he is excited about Moore’s documentary. “We’re just thrilled to have Michael Moore making a movie about what we do day in and day out. Hopefully it will bring more attention to our cause,” Childs said. “Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of
disease. What our organization does is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of
the home.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”
64-year old Paul Horner who is a
teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau,
Oklahoma told reporters about their experience with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin when they visited the school back in March. “The kids just love him,” Horner said. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back and visit us again!”
“Fappy” will open December 5th in a limited number of theaters and is scheduled for a nationwide release on December 19th. For more information visit
fappythemovie.com.
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