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04-08-2013, 04:19 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 120787
Join Date: Feb 6, 2012
Location: Central TX
Posts: 236
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bring on the "funny"!!
...its been suggested that co-ed is now, "boring". Eh, happens when our most popular members find love and marry off... laugh people!.....ok, now!.....
"She said" vs. "She said"
Stipper replies to mongler "200? Of course I will hang out with you for the next 8 hours, possibly till the sun sets again, may all ur friends join?"
Provider says, "doesn't sound like a good investment."
Stippers says, "your buying me a car? Cool!
Provider says, "where is the title?"
Stripper says, "you mean you want to take care (sugar baby) of me forever and ever"?
Provider thinks" ok, I may have 10 good more years to share I guess
Stripper says, (this is where you add on to the convo/thread)
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04-08-2013, 04:38 PM
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Mr, "fun2come", your turn!
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04-08-2013, 04:53 PM
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Monglar thinking as he stares at the 19yo girls, heart shaped, perfect ass,."if only I could be paying HER alimony. Darn! I will just make a habitt to return and forget about 'alimony'. ...for now,..
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04-08-2013, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 25, 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,143
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Funny as in "ha ha", funny as in "weird", funny as in "suspicious", funny as in "not feeling well" or funny as in "inappropriate"? 
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04-08-2013, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 11, 2012
Location: Austin, TX
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I must not speak Joan as I missed most of that... Joan, you make have to cum over and give me an oral lesson...(ok, its actually written, but that is not nearly as punny...)
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04-08-2013, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 18,470
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Sorry FW no lessons for you ! She'll be getting private lessons in being funny , from someone who speaks Joan . Hope she doesn't laugh at me directly to my face 
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04-08-2013, 07:50 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 30, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 11,624
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Ha, you know I cannot turn down a good FUN challenge, let's see what kind of trouble I can get into here, for a quick starter:
Stripper says: I can handle all kind of kids and boy friends
Provider says: I need a Man Friend Experience
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04-08-2013, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 24, 2010
Location: killeen,tx.
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Stripper says, "im paying my way thru medical school"
Provider says, " i went to medical school.... i make more here!"
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04-08-2013, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
Location: Out There...Somewhere....
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Stripper says "THATS 10"? WOW!!"
Provider says "You need a dick transplant"
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04-08-2013, 09:34 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 30, 2012
Location: Austin
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Stripper says put it there
Provider says put it anywhere
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04-08-2013, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
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Stripper says "for a hundred I will"
Hoogar says "for a hundred I will"
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04-08-2013, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 8, 2013
Location: Austin, tx
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Toyz...you are funny!!!
Woman are from Venus and Travis is from eccie...I found my people lol
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04-08-2013, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
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A stripper says: after smokin at Mc Donald's , where's my fucking tip !
A provider : says hey Mr. Tambourine Man play a song for me !
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04-08-2013, 11:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
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Stripper says "That was 20 minutes, that'll be $40"
Hoogar says "That was 20 minutes, that'll be $250"
Stripper says "Watch me dance on this pole"
Hoogar says "Watch me dance on your pole"
Stripper says "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
Hoogar says "I can't believe I ate the hole thing"
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04-08-2013, 11:27 PM
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Hope I haven't bored you!
Join Date: Apr 30, 2009
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Stripper Says: "Buy me a drink"?
Provider says: "Bring me a bottle of_____"?
Stripper says: "Can I join You"
Provider says: "Clocks a ticking"
Stripper says: "Thank-you"
Provider says: "Your Welcome".... <== How bassackwards is this?
Stripper says: "I would love to have dinner with you"
Provider says: "I'm available for dinner. Are you sure you can afford the extra $250 for the hour?"....
Stripper says: "OMG... you made me cum!"
Provider says: "Did I Cum? What do you mean Did I Cum? Did you pay the upcharge for ME to cum?"
Stripper says: "Oh my. I think I gained weight. Is this available in a size 3?"
Provider says: "Oh My! I think I gained weight? IS this available in a size t (or above)"
Stripper says: "Oh don't worry.... I'm not ovulating..."
Provider says: "Hell Yes you are wrapping it... Unless you got an extra $50 and are a repeat client"
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