Anal Pleasures

[jackfengshui]

I just listened to a fascinating interview on NPR with the author Mary Roach, who just wrote a book entitled Gulp about what happens when we eat - from one end to the other.

One of the things I learned might be related to the attraction of DATO, prostate massage and Greek to some: the anus is a very sensitive organ with many nerve endings. However, the evolutionary reason for its sensitivity has nothing to do with sexual pleasures. The anus is a gatekeeper for the contents of your rectum, and it has to be able to sense whether the contents are solid, liquid, or gas.

BTW, the same author earlier also wrote a very interesting book entitled Bonk about the science of sex.

[rooster]

Originally Posted by jackfengshui

....... The anus is a gatekeeper for the contents of your rectum, and it has to be able to sense whether the contents are solid, liquid, or gas.....

That is a fascinating idea. I have often thought that the "satisfaction" that comes from, a... uh.... "successful elimination".... had to somehow be related to this too. As John Lee Hooker once said, "It's in him, and it's got to come out."

[The Drummer]

I don’t know too much about the anus, but somewhere on the Board some one made mention that a woman engaging in anal intercourse would have problems down the road with incontinence. I may be full of shit (pun intended!) so please set me straight.

Also, I don’t, personally, like anything being inserted there. Here’s a brief anecdote of an experience I had.

I went to the doctor (don’t remember what for) and ended up seeing the nurse practitioner. After addressing the reason for the visit, she said she had to check my prostrate because of my age. Sensing my trepidation, she assured me that she’d “lube up good”! When she inserted her finger, I had the immediate sensation that I was about to take a dump all over her. It was an unpleasant experience, to say the least.

When the examination was complete, I said to her that I wasn’t looking forward to the procedure. She replied, “Neither was I, it’s 10 minutes ‘til lunchtime!”

[offshoredrilling]

I just dumped a huge load and feel GREAT

crap, where did I put that plunger

[FlyboyNY]

My father used to say that everybody reaches an age where a good constitutional is as good as any sex you get. Not there yet but can say I see his point. And drummer, my Doc said the same thing. lol

[oklib]

IT'S AN EXIT NOT AN ENTRANCE
DELIVERIES IN THE REAR NOT ACCEPTED

[pyramider]

Sounds like a pain in the ass to me.

[JohnnyCap]

Dr. Drew has said on air he predicts there were be a multitude of negative consequences for those who induldge in the rampant anal sex of our day.

I've finished masturbating and thought, "glad I got that out.". But I've never finished a shit and said, "what the hell did I do that for?"

[alphonse1948]

Originally Posted by The Drummer

I don’t know too much about the anus, but somewhere on the Board some one made mention that a woman engaging in anal intercourse would have problems down the road with incontinence. I may be full of shit (pun intended!) so please set me straight.

Also, I don’t, personally, like anything being inserted there. Here’s a brief anecdote of an experience I had.

I went to the doctor (don’t remember what for) and ended up seeing the nurse practitioner. After addressing the reason for the visit, she said she had to check my prostrate because of my age. Sensing my trepidation, she assured me that she’d “lube up good”! When she inserted her finger, I had the immediate sensation that I was about to take a dump all over her. It was an unpleasant experience, to say the least.

When the examination was complete, I said to her that I wasn’t looking forward to the procedure. She replied, “Neither was I, it’s 10 minutes ‘til lunchtime!”

Are you sure she did not have both her hands on your shoulders?

[offshoredrilling]

alphonse1948

you thinkin ahhhh strap on, strap off. he never saw the dildo

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by FlyboyNY

My father used to say that everybody reaches an age where a good constitutional is as good as any sex you get. Not there yet but can say I see his point. And drummer, my Doc said the same thing. lol

Yes. It must be terrible!!!

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by alphonse1948

Are you sure she did not have both her hands on your shoulders?

Oh, dear heavens!

[The Drummer]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

alphonse1948

you thinkin ahhhh strap on, strap off. he never saw the dildo

Never saw it coming!

[Murraykent]

Yea, after a mid life physical for me, the nurse had to call a CODE Brown! damn. My 5'0" tall doctor all of a sudden is now like 6'4" in my eyes. That little man has some big fingers damn it.

[Guest070916]

Originally Posted by Murraykent

My 5'0" tall doctor all of a sudden is now like 6'4" in my eyes. That little man has some big fingers damn it.

A couple years ago had to go to a specialist. Got in and the Doc was a hot 30ish 5' slim female with black hair and very attractive. Said she had to check my prostate. Told me to put on the gown with no back and she would return in a minute....almost AMP style....lol. She returns and first exams my joint then checks the boys taking her time....nice hands.... Then tells me to stand up, turn around, spread my legs and bend over against the table. She then donned the latex glove and lubes me and her finger, then proceeds to insert a finger nicely up the backdoor. She took her time slowly examining, then to my surprise inserts a second finger up there.....WTF! But she had a 'great technique'. Must have spent a bit over a minute, maybe two minutes throughly exploring and massaging my prostate! Started to feel real good! Was almost tempted to replace my regular doc with her. He is done with his prostate check in about half a minute....lol