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03-03-2013, 10:41 AM
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7000 / Dirty Pick Up Lines Of A Sexual Nature
Well we've all heard corny pick up lines before , " If I told you , that you have a beautiful body , Would you hold it against me ? " Etc ...... Seeing as this is a hooker board , we should be able to come up with some good dirty ones !
What are the funniest dirty sexual pick up lines that you have heard , or seen before ?
" Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart? "
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03-03-2013, 11:38 AM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Austin
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Recently read in a thread:
"Come sit on my cock and let me make you forget about any bar but mine."
(and I just had 1/10th of yours)
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03-03-2013, 12:58 PM
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The word is, "legs." Let's go back to my place so you can spread the word.
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03-03-2013, 12:59 PM
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licking on a girl and then saying" I just wanted to see if you tasted as good as you look"....lol...
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03-03-2013, 01:01 PM
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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head ?
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03-03-2013, 02:46 PM
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SL'S Top 10 Dirty Pick Up Lines
Hi I'm SL....  If that doesn't work....
1) When the girl gives me her name, I say, "Don't mind if I do yah".
2) How would you like to climb up my leg and have a ball!
3) Do those legs meet at the top?
4) How would you like to be the receptacle for my sperm?
5) Could you please slap me as if we just finished arguing and gets go straight to the makeup sex!
6) Guess how happy I'd be if we slept together... here let me show you.
7) Yes I want you.... did I say that out loud?
8) Is there a limit to how many orgasms your willing to have?
9) If I said yes, what would you ask me to do?
10) I never thought I'd meet the right one.... and there you are right in front of me!
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03-03-2013, 03:16 PM
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If you and I were squirrels , I would bust a nut in your hole !
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03-03-2013, 07:10 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
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you must be a light switch, each time I look at you, you turn me on.
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03-04-2013, 04:41 AM
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I'm checking to see if there are any labels on you that say, "Made in heaven."
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03-04-2013, 05:10 AM
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I want to be Pooh , so I can stick my nose in your honey !
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03-04-2013, 06:40 AM
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Should call you in the morning or just nudge you?
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03-04-2013, 07:33 AM
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Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.
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03-04-2013, 11:21 AM
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Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me !
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03-04-2013, 11:59 AM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
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Good old May West: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
My version: "I am so happy to meet you, let's take that pistol out of my pocket."
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03-04-2013, 05:43 PM
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Do you come here often ? Because I'm about to come here right now !
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