~2012 XXX~ Eccie DFW Hobby Awards (Fuck Yes)

[Crimson32]

Ever wonder who should receive an award for outstanding service? Ha!

2012's Provider of The Year:


Sloppiest BBBJ's:

Greek Queen of the year:

Best BBBJNQNSCIM:

All Around Nympho:

Hottest Slut:

Best Girl on Girl doubles:

[AMP Surfer]

Let's have a committee! Let's all vote for the winners of each category! I suggest that trophies shaped like an erect cock be awarded to the winners too!

[Fort Worth Punk]

Just what we need. Another "best" thread...

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by Fort Worth Punk

Just what we need. Another "best" thread...

But just imagine how that erect cock statue would look on a living room bookcase or a fireplace mantel? Who wouldn't wish to strive to have that?

It would be so ... so ... so ... stately. Yes, that's the word. Absolutely fabulous!

[pyramider]

They will be asking me to model my 1.3" of dangling death for the statue.

[Crimson32]

Originally Posted by pyramider

They will be asking me to model my 1.3" of dangling death for the statue.

Hey look at the bright side- maybe it could be made into a key chain and handed out to all the providers. That way everyone could have one

[BigOldZero]

Seriously dude?

It's nearly March.

[Laura Lynn]

I believe it was the 2012 Awards

[Crimson32]

Originally Posted by BigOldZero

Seriously dude?

It's nearly March.

What...Are you being serious? read the caption....Dude.... Im not going to discuss the grammatical tense of past ~present~ and future. Your very quick witted

[berkleigh]

Crimson32 ...

I officially nominate you as " One of the Sexiest Men " of ECCIE

[melannie_star]

X2

[yourself]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

Crimson32 ...

I officially nominate you as " One of the Sexiest Men " of ECCIE

That category falls under an entirely different set of awards given to hobbyists by providers called "The Vagina Awards"

Other categories are:

"Lap Dog award"...goes to the biggest ass kisser in the COED forum. you know..the guys that say such original things as: "oh look. I am under ______"

"love sick stalker award"... goes to the sucker who most often falls off the deep end of the illusion of passion.

The sucker award: to the hobbyist who loans the most money to providers hoping to be paid back.

"White Knight"... this award is self explanatory

"Big Tipper Award"... (this goes to a hobbyist..not a mohel)

"the sweaty old fat guy award".. this award should always go to me.

"Chubby Chaser Award"...goes to the gentleman who most used the phrase: "she is by no means a BBW" in his reviews of his favorite corpulent cuties.

"Cut-n-paste award": to the gentleman who most faithfully cuts and pastes provider stats from profile to review without question.

[mtabsw]

Originally Posted by Crimson32

What...Are you being serious? read the caption....Dude.... Im not going to discuss the grammatical tense of past ~present~ and future. Your very quick witted

And we're so happy you're not.

[Crimson32]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

Crimson32 ...

I officially nominate you as " One of the Sexiest Men " of ECCIE

Berkleigh~ Ha thanks babe but I've got to say your def nominated in several categories!! Your absolutely beautiful!

[Crimson32]

Originally Posted by mtabsw

And we're so happy you're not.

Man that's the funniest shit I heard yet! Must have taken some serious shit to come up with that tag line.. Hilarious