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Old 02-11-2013, 06:37 PM   #1
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Default Shit all over the bathroom floor

I saw an ad of a provider on BP. I called to schedule an appoitment. I only had an hour to get ready, but since her incall was close, I did not have to rush. Anyway, after I showered and got dressed, i felt kind of a bloated gassy feeling in my stomach. I brushed off the mild bloating and went along my way. To get to the point, I had to shit really bad and was hoping it would go away. I did not want to stop and shit because I wasnt sure if the provider would offer her shower. Once I got to the location, the provider was really cute, but after a brief minute of talking I asked to use the restroom. I got to the toilet and just let loose. I cut on the sink in hopes to cover the loud audibles coming from my ass. well anyway, I guess I used too much TP because once i flushed the water starting rising. Shit and water was all over the floor. I opened the bathroom door and the provider quickly looked in the bathroom and was like, "What the fuck?" I quickly left the hotel without saying goodbye, got in my car and left. Now, some might wonder why am I telling this story. because I just felt like I should. THey are some lessons from this story so take what you want from it. Thanks.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:54 PM   #2
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Where is Monica fox when you need her?
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:59 PM   #3
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Don't guess the BP provider screened any!
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:00 PM   #4
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Take a shit and a shower before you go to fuck is what you learned. Lol!

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Old 02-11-2013, 07:05 PM   #5
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LOL that was the shits.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:07 PM   #6
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holy shit.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:21 PM   #7
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shit...flush!...wipe....flush! !...wipe again...flush!!....stick you ass in the water...flush!!!

smoke a cigarette.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:28 PM   #8
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If she was in a hotel the toliet may have had condoms in the line already. Next time you dont feel well cancel.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:35 PM   #9
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To borrow a line from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Dates..."Bullshit!" (no pun intended).


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Old 02-11-2013, 07:43 PM   #10
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Where is bumpy? Are you him incognito? Lmfao
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:45 PM   #11
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Stupid thread, retarded poster.
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:28 PM   #12
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You should had given her a $50 cancelation and clean-up fee! Thats what would had pissed me off!
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:58 PM   #13
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NOOOO SHITTT!!!!!! LMAO....That shit would have pissed me off too.....
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:01 PM   #14
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What would you ladies do in that situation?
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:00 PM   #15
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That's some cold shit to do man go when you have to go don't Fuck around
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