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DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Fat Thief Gets Stuck In Door
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By
Tee Roy February 16, 2011
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Mug Shot, Jerrie Perkins If you’re going to shoplift, make sure you’re poised for a swift getaway…and not 400 pounds riding a mobility scooter that can’t fit through the door!
Jerrie Perkins, 30, was trying to leave a
Michigan store with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic goods last Tuesday night. Her motorized cart got stuck in the store’s door and she set off the alarm. She then hit a store employee who confronted her and “took a fighting stance” against an arriving police officer. She needed to be Tasered in order to be subdued