Somebody should do a
Hobby Horoscope instead of a "Love" one. To get my drift, I offer the following translation of my "Love Horoscope" (Pisces from Sonya's link) to Hobby Horoscope. This one is somewhat guy-centric. Underlined words highlight the differences…
The Love Horoscope:
Pisces:
Dynamic
As the most
romantic sign of all, you’re prone to having extreme expectations when it comes to
love. The first half of this year is about you getting serious —
what do you really want for yourself?
Date as
much as you can to find out, because this summer will bring on a one-year wave of ardent
love interests. Be prepared to consider some serious
relationship prospects — but
your rose-colored
glasses must stay
in your
pocket, not on your nose, if you want to be successful. For you,
clarity is key in 2013.
The Hobby Horoscope:
Pisces:
Dynomite!
As the most
horny sign of all, you’re prone to having extreme expectations when it comes to
hobbying. The first half of this year is about you getting serious
booty —
who do you really want for yourself?
Fuck as
many as you can to find out, because this summer will bring on a one-year wave of ardent
nympho providers. Be prepared to consider some serious
orgy prospects — but
the rose-colored
asses must stay on your
cock, not on your nose, if you want to be successful. For you,
orgasm is key in 2013.