Haven't heard much from SJ lately....

[sky_wire]

What happened to SJ? Did he get banned again?

[uniquemonique]

I hope so.That F*#@ER was stalking me for the longest!

[LittleMiss]

^^^ what the fuck?! Lmao!

[Stag]

From a brief search for his profile information, my esteemed colleague at the bar appears not to be banned. Perhaps it's possible that there's a crime waive afoot that has his skills in demand? Or perhaps he's just gettin' enough elsewhere that he's not focusing as much on our little community?

Respectfully submitted,

Stag, Esq.

[sky_wire]

Well, I miss his comments.

[LazurusLong]

Stag, I just checked and his profile does not appear banned.
Profile http://www.eccie.net/member.php?u=6817

Last Activity: 09-13-2012 09:48 AM



Pretty sure he is just busy with work and his sugar baby adventures.

[ShysterJon]

1. I've never been banned from Eccie. NEVER. NOT ONCE. Although I may have deserved it.

2. Well, EXCUUUSE ME for taking a break for awhile. Sometimes I need a vacation from keeping all your happy asses out of jail, all for free. But I'm glad you missed having me around to bitchslap.

3. I have no fucking idea who "uniquemonique" is. Don't know her. Never met her. Never even heard of her 'til now. Certainly have no reason to stalk her lame ass. If I stalk a provider, she has to be attractive. Unless, of course, she was jesting. If that's the case, she's A-okay supergroovy to me.

[sky_wire]

Originally Posted by ShysterJon

1. I've never been banned from Eccie. NEVER. NOT ONCE. Although I may have deserved it.

2. Well, EXCUUUSE ME for taking a break for awhile. Sometimes I need a vacation from keeping all your happy asses out of jail, all for free. But I'm glad you missed having me around to bitchslap.

3. I have no fucking idea who "uniquemonique" is. Don't know her. Never met her. Never even heard of her 'til now. Certainly have no reason to stalk her lame ass. If I stalk a provider, she has to be attractive. Unless, of course, she was jesting. If that's the case, she's A-okay supergroovy to me.

That's the SJ we know and love.

[TexTushHog]

Originally Posted by ShysterJon

2. Well, EXCUUUSE ME for taking a break for awhile. Sometimes I need a vacation from keeping all your happy asses out of jail, all for free. But I'm glad you missed having me around to bitchslap.

Hell, if I'd know you were keeping people out of jail for free, I'd have gone and robbed a bank or something!!!

[Stag]

Well, I'm sorry it was the crime waive, and not the "too busy gettin' enough elsewhere" that kept you away.

Maybe we need to get a bar association meeting together.

Stag, Esq.

[ShysterJon]

btw, this uniquemonique chick sent me an apology, saying she confused me with another asshole with the same initials. So I guess she meant I'm an asshole, just not the asshole she was thinking about. That made me correct my misapprehension that she was the girl I was thinking about who graduated from Harvard.

[uniquemonique]

Please accept my appologies ShysteJon. I had your handle name confused with another eccie guy. Who by the way was harrassing me via email. It was very scary and I was just on alert. I acted to fast in commenting , that you were him. Again I am sorry...Let me make this up too you in a session. I'm Italian/Jewish...I think we would make a great match..LOL

[ShysterJon]

Monique, I accept your apology. Someday - and that day may never come -- I'll call upon you to do a service for me.

[Nicolet]

SHYSTER! Where ya been? Good to have you back!