Providers Gone Hunting

[dtruesdale]

Early one morning last week, as I attempted yet again to convince a certain gobbler on our farm that the hen decoy I'd positioned in the field before me was the ultimate GFE and worth exiting the treeline for, I began to wonder whether or not any of the lady's on this board had ever escorted a client on a hunt. I typically hunt with family, so I doubt I could pull off such an arrangement, but I imagine there are those who could.

Has anyone done this? Just curious.

Regards,

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

never attempted that, but what provider wouldn't want to accompany a complete stranger with a rifle in his hands deep into the woods? i'll bet your PM box is filling up as we speak!

JPdM

[Guest062912]

Lol, kinda what I was thinking Juan, but I wasn't going to say it. :P

[DFWRaven]

Geeze.. I was thinking the other way around... you really want to be in the woods with some of the girls who post here?

[dtruesdale]

You mean the thought of getting up at 4AM, concealing your self under a dead oak tree in an area lousy with poison ivy, only to be outsmarted by bird with a peanut sized brain doesn't take you to a point just shy of pure ecstasy? You must be joking.

I said, I don't think I could get away with rollin' two escorts deep onto the family farm, but the idea does make me giggle.

It'd make my day though, if a provider would admit to taking on said excursion.

No PM's yet JPdM, but I remain hopeful.

[ftwranchman]

I'm not sure about the gobbler part, but I have heard a few friends talk about activities with SO's while in a covered stand on a deer hunt. I even know of a guy who bagged a big deer while getting a bj. She almost bit it off from the concussion's jolt. I would have used a bow or crossbow, not a rifle in that situation (took place in South Texas). We now call that lease the "Once Bitten Ranch"

[dtruesdale]

I wonder how that conversation went.

"Hey sweetheart? Sorry to wake you, but I have a question. I know you're pissed that I dragged you out here so early, but I promise we'll leave shortly. In the meantime help me help you by slipping my D in your mouth. Your welcome."

[Guest071613-2]

Originally Posted by DFWRaven

Geeze.. I was thinking the other way around... you really want to be in the woods with some of the girls who post here?

I have a feeling that might be a good thing...they'd probably know how to boil a rabbit

Hey Raven...if you woke up in the forest with mud on your knees and a condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?

.............................. ........No????


Wanna go camping?

I've been deer hunting several times with a hobby friend, but I've known him a long time...I probably wouldn't do it with someone I didn't know very well, for the reason JPdM mentioned.
If given the choice, I'd rather go fishing than hunting.
I'm weird though, I don't mind getting up at the butt crack of dawn to fish or go hunting. Or have some really hot camping sex. Camping sex is fun.......Kumbaya!

[UTR4Passion]

Once again, fantasy is great. Maybe not your "bestfriend" when revealed on a social network, but still great.

On my next dove hunt, I am going to ask my college girlfriend, Ms. Texas 197X to join me. She was always lousy at Strip Monopoly, so she will be a hit at the campfire. The dice are loaded and there are 4 pairs. Chance and Community Chest (my favorite) decks are always stacked.

I will ask her to enter the prize competition when she is drunk and I am sure she will win 1st Place as the best "Dove Bust".

I need an engineer to help me design a tent pole that will double as a stripper pole and an EZ Rider Rifle Rack.

Happy Hunting!

[dtruesdale]

Originally Posted by Dannie

I have a feeling that might be a good thing...they'd probably know how to boil a rabbit

Hey Raven...if you woke up in the forest with mud on your knees and a condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?

.............................. ........No????


Wanna go camping?

I've been deer hunting several times with a hobby friend, but I've known him a long time...I probably wouldn't do it with someone I didn't know very well, for the aforementioned reasons.
If given the choice, I'd rather go fishing than hunting.
I'm weird though, I don't mind getting up at the butt crack of dawn to fish or go hunting. Or have some really hot camping sex. Camping sex is fun.......Kumbaya!

If The Dannie puts as much thought and effort into Kumbaya time, as she does into posts, she may be my undoing.

In all seriousness, how could one go wrong with a beautiful woman who mentions butt, crack, hunting, fishing and hot camping sex all in the same post. I'd gladly pitch a tent with such a woman.

[Guest071613-2]

...and I would gladly sit and discuss the peak of the rut with you. Or help you pitch a tent. Or both, but not necessarily in that order.

Thank you for your kind words!

[dtruesdale]

Hobby specific camping gear and stripper friendly tents might be a niche market worth exploring, Mr. Passion.

[DFWRaven]

Dannie..... Damn You Girl... I told you not to tell anyone that camping story....
Next time can I PLEASE sleep inside the tent ?

[Poppa_Viagra]

Dannie, you should have a tent with a stripper pole. And some camo.

[urhuckleberry]

Damn! This turned out to be an entertaining thread!

H