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05-21-2012, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 17, 2009
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Providers and Hobbyists
Just to reiterate the main reason why you are here:
Ladies: you want to make money
Guys: you want to have sex
Occasionally other things happen between two or more consenting adults, but basically that's the whole idea behind this site and others like it. That's why you write reviews, or pay for access, or become a Verified Provider: so you can read, chat, and hopefully make an informed decision about having an erotic encounter.
Now take a moment and hit the Back button on your browser and look at the titles of the threads on the page. Take a good hard look. Then hit Forward and come back here.
Each one of you makes your own decision about what you are going to read and what you are going to post here. What's here is the product of what each one of you do... every single day and every single evening.
That's all. End of lesson.
Thanks for indulging me as my birthday month comes to a close.
z
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05-21-2012, 10:25 PM
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You mean this isn't eHarmony? Goddamn it Homer, you lied to me again....
(just kidding Z! Don't be mad at me-I get your point)
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05-22-2012, 12:03 AM
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Hmm. I thought I was here in order to be stripped down to the very core of my soul, allowing myself to discover my true being, and finding a true sense of self. ??
I guess I got this and yoga class confused.
Carry on.
Happy birthday once again Z. 
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05-22-2012, 03:16 AM
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User ID: 8672
Join Date: Jan 14, 2010
Location: Austin
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Do you mean to tell me that this is NOT the faceplace of a super trashy parallel universe, ravaged by raging narcissists?
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05-22-2012, 06:26 AM
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MilfAmy...can you spread your legs? I need a better view  I think I have have a secret girl crush on you!
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05-22-2012, 06:52 AM
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Do you mean to tell me that this is NOT the faceplace of a super trashy parallel universe, ravaged by raging narcissists?
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You mean Bizzaro Eccie? Yeah, every saturday night about 10PM after the first round of shots kick in...
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05-22-2012, 06:57 AM
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Z, thanks for the timely reminder. I presume by the initial comments here that it will need a bit of time to sink in for some folks....
Yes, I know some have a sense of humor.....or attempt it anyway.
IJS,
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05-22-2012, 08:40 AM
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Moderating human behavior? Kinda like herding cats????
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05-22-2012, 10:10 AM
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Moderating human behavior? Kinda like herding cats????
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Hmmmmm....."Human Behavior" now that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one!!!
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05-22-2012, 09:07 PM
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Premium Access
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Im not here for the girls, or pictures, As with Playboy I just like to read the articles. Ranch
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05-23-2012, 05:00 AM
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MilfAmy...can you spread your legs? I need a better view I think I have have a secret girl crush on you! |
Aww, thanks Roxanne! They are fully spread in my last ad
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05-23-2012, 09:32 AM
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MilfAmy...can you spread your legs? I need a better view I think I have have a secret girl crush on you! |
Love to see that also.
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05-23-2012, 11:10 AM
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Hmm. I thought I was here in order to be stripped down to the very core of my soul, allowing myself to discover my true being, and finding a true sense of self. ??
I guess I got this and yoga class confused.
Carry on.
Happy birthday once again Z. |
The Hari Krishna movement is still around Sire. I heard they had some hot hoochies too. But I'll strip you down for a much better price, and I don't mind if you chant my name!
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Do you mean to tell me that this is NOT the faceplace of a super trashy parallel universe, ravaged by raging narcissists?
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I'm pretty sure it is. And I finally found my place in society. Amen.
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Hmmmmm....."Human Behavior" now that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one!!!
Spacemtn
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If you ever get close to a human
And human behaviour
Be ready to get confused
There's definitely, definitely, definitely no logic
To human behaviour
But yet so, yet so irresistible
And there's no map
They're terribly moody
And human behaviour
Then all of a sudden turn happy
But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so, ever so satisfying
-Bjork
There are some other lyrics in there, but it's Bjork, and you can understand have the shit she says.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH ZTONK!
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05-25-2012, 11:37 PM
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Moderating human behavior? Kinda like herding cats????
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Nope, not even close.
Herding cats is a cakewalk compared to Moderating humans. 
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05-28-2012, 01:30 AM
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Upscale Companion
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Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
The Hari Krishna movement is still around Sire. I heard they had some hot hoochies too. But I'll strip you down for a much better price, and I don't mind if you chant my name!
I'm pretty sure it is. And I finally found my place in society. Amen.
If you ever get close to a human
And human behaviour
Be ready to get confused
There's definitely, definitely, definitely no logic
To human behaviour
But yet so, yet so irresistible
And there's no map
They're terribly moody
And human behaviour
Then all of a sudden turn happy
But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so, ever so satisfying
-Bjork
There are some other lyrics in there, but it's Bjork, and you can understand have the shit she says.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH ZTONK!
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God I love bjork. That was actually my first handle entering this business years ago on aspd. Lol. Her music is amazing.
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