Ever had a GUMBY

[cyranose69]

OK, this is for all the hobbyist out there. I was recently getting a GUMBY, when a woman sucks your cock with her lips wrapped over her teeth, and I wondered if most of the world was like me and preferred a GUMBY over a NUMBY. A NUMBY is when a girl rakes her teeth all over your cock and balls leaving them all raw and numb.
I had a bad experience years back with a rookie provider. She was trying to impress me and went to town on my tots and footlong. She started by running her gangly, jagged, 1/2 inch gapped teeth all over my cock scrapping it all up. She would pause ever so often to bite my cock head, look up at me, and smile with that eager to please smile. I felt so bad that I held back the tears of pain and repsonded with a faked "oohh babe it feels so gooood." But I finally had to stop her when the skin at the base of my cock and balls got stuck between the her front gap and she almost tore my foreskin off. I screamed like a girl and ran to the sink to check my numb boys.

[Adrienne Knight]

I know this is for the hobbyists... but really.. raking her teeth was supposed to feel pleasurable?? Wow.. Ouch Lol. Should've stopped her before that damage was done.

[Guest061613]

Back in my younger days, one of my sisters lipstick lesbian girlfriends wanted me for dinner. She took quite a liking to me one night out. Needless to say my sister found another ride home that evening. The girl was so horny. She went straight for my dick as soon as we got in the truck. On the way back to my sisters apartment, she began to give me road head. My first lesbian & first road head. Think god my sisters truck was an automatic with a bench seat. She began to rake me. It hurt so much. Being a good sport that I am, I just took my agony out on the gas pedal. I had to stop at the gas station for some protection. I was young & not prepared. I was lucky I was drinking with the fake I'D I had. I had no idea this would be happening. I had the biggest smile on my face while purchasing them. By the time I got back she was all ready but naked. My sisters truck does not have tint. It is strange but I did not even think about it at the time. The only thing I was thinking at the time was getting to the apartment so I can ravage her all night long. We finally get to the apartment and I unlock her teeth from my dick. She could not wait. She climbed on me and began to ride me like I was her favorite steed. After quite a few O's from her the windows were quit fogged up. I heard my sister rapping on the window. She said she needed the keys to get in. I took them of of the key ring cracked the window & gave them to her. After that I drove her to her apartment. She kissed me good by & said thinks I needed that.

WHERE THE HELL IS MY DONATION?
I feel so used!
I love it.*

[txdeerhuntin1]

nothing worse than getting "raked". once got it so bad that i almost screamed when i got in the shower and started lathering up..... OUCH!

[satexasguy]

this thread reminds me of the jokes about getting head from a granny who forgot her dentures!

[Pepper_Springfield]

Was it like this? LOL :Phttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsb...0.0..0.0...0.0.

[tim_29m]

That hurt just watching that Pepper!!! Definately no raking!!!!!

[SpursFan]

Dare I ask what's a "Pokey"?

SF

[Marcus78]

I've always been curious about a Gumby from an older woman. Up North, when you get above the Mason Dixon Line, they call it the "No-Denture Adventure!"

[Doglegg]

I was actually considering an ISO for a Gumby, however, I now see that definitions may be different.

I was thinking of a lady that could bend like Gumby, not give a 'gummy'.

I do agee though, less teeth is preferable.

A favorite's jaws gets tired and as a result, teeth come into play making pleasure time, less than so.

Good thread btw, no rancor only raker. : )

[CrimsonValkyrie]

No teeth. Not cool. Ouch. As soon as i feel that i stop it. Huge turn off. I do not know how you guys endure that.

[delivery guy]

I must be a freak ! I like a little teeth ! No hard biting or leaving any marks but if it's done right a little bit of teeth during a bj feels great.

[italia]

Originally Posted by Pepper_Springfield

Was it like this? LOL :Phttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsb...0.0..0.0...0.0.

LMMFAO "I'M GONNA MAKE IT SO DRY FOR YOU

[Doglegg]

Dry is even worse, first wife, before marriage.

Stupid is as Stupid does.

Dogg

[guest020313]

lol im a gumby tff thanks for making my day never heard this one and ALERT US ALL PLZ teeth ouch fire her ass