REVIEW: Uncle Sam

[I B Hankering]

Date: 4/15/10
Provider: Uncle Sam
Phone: 1-800-SCR-EWME
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: http://www.irs.gov/
City: Washington DC
State: District of Columbia
Address: -
Appointment Type: Invasive
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: bare back w/no lube
Session Length: IDK: he hasn’t finished—I’m not dead yet!
Fee: a substantial portion of my gross income
Hair Length and Color: white
Age: 234
Smoking Status: when he was younger, but not currently PC
Ethnic Background: Multi-cultural
Physical Description: Bloated; misshaped.
The Rest of the Story: Worked twelve months. Saved receipts and other necessary documents. Spent better part of a day organizing the papers before visiting an accountant. Didn’t have enough deductions to offset liability. Uncle Sam bent me over and gave it to me raw—I was screaming as I wrote the check.

Recommendation: No

Gotta laugh to keep from crying. lol

Big C, do I get credit for this one? j/j

[docdavid49]

Good One IBH... Really a bit lite on the "Rest of The Story". Not up to your usual standards. I am guessing that it was the lack of lube that did you in.

Big C... I think he deserves credit on this one!! LOL

[guest051312]

IN LOVING MEMORY OF
The UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION
BORN: JULY 4TH 1776
DIED: JANUARY 20TH 2009

[dilbert firestorm]

IB, Uncle Sam's age is incorrect. He's actually 198 years old. According to Wikipedia, he was born in 1812.
Uncle Sam is not multi-cultural. He is a white caucasion with white hair & beard, undoubtly bloated & overweight (he used to be skinny & lanky until he started working for the IRS). LOL! He's serving as IRS agent for 93 years.

[BIG C]