You know, I'm thinking I might need to move to France

[flinde]

http://news.yahoo.com/strauss-kahn-h...095600942.html

My taste and sophistication might be too high for Central Texas:

"People are not always clothed at these parties. I challenge you to tell the difference between a nude prostitute and a classy lady in the nude," Leclerc recently told French radio.

I been saying stuff like this for years but no one, starting with Mrs Flinde's 1 thru 4, or their high dollar divorce attorneys would listen.

Mrs Flinde #5 is a ball buster. I'm afraid to tell her what's what.

Maybe I belong in France.

I already got a beret. Had a kid pick one up in France when I sent him to France on a youth trip so I didnt have to listen to his whining around the house all summer. Funny thing though, the beret was made in China. C'est la vie.

Anyone know if you can wear gray cotton socks with your sandals in France?

I'm thinking one of those canal barges:

http://www.apolloduck.fr/listings.phtml?cid=4