COB but really a sneaky COF?

[eddiehaskell]

Providers, is it wrong to ask for a "COB" knowing full and well, when all is said and done, I know it's going to end up a "COF" due to my ........how shall we say......Peter North talent?

Sometimes I feel bad about the deception involved. Am I a bad person?

[Kaci Snow]

I simply wouldent see you any more becuase you lied. I like to visit with guys who are as truthful as possiable. You know what is going to happen so tell the truth i know for most men that is VERY hard but try it sometimes its not as hard as most men think and it gets you farther than lieing does any day.

[Colby]

Originally Posted by eddiehaskell

Providers, is it wrong to ask for a "COB" knowing full and well, when all is said and done, I know it's going to end up a "COF" due to my ........how shall we say......Peter North talent?

Sometimes I feel bad about the deception involved. Am I a bad person?

Sick I tell you! Sick!

Seek therapy!

[Guest042715]

Work on your aim and distance control.

[Torito]

Seek honesty and respect for other people.

If I needed to lie to get what I want, I need to go somewhere else to get it without deception.

Many ladies do not want facials because of the need to scrub and do makeup again.

I have been told of the severe eye pain that accidental eye shots can cause. Once my ATF used bad aim and shot herself in the eye. I never saw an eye turn so red so fast. Lots of tears. She was really hurting.

Torito

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by Torito

Seek honesty and respect for other people.

If I needed to lie to get what I want, I need to go somewhere else to get it without deception.

Many ladies do not want facials because of the need to scrub and do makeup again.

I have been told of the severe eye pain that accidental eye shots can cause. Once my ATF used bad aim and shot herself in the eye. I never saw an eye turn so red so fast. Lots of tears. She was really hurting.

Torito

I'm sure if you just ask them for COF they won't mind. Why the need for minor deception?


And yes spunk stings like a motherfucker almost to the point of stopping the date - almost.

[LazurusLong]

If she just keeps sucking and swallows the swimmers this becomes a non-issue.

I recall in the past surprising girlfriends and the occasional provider because after about 35, I was typically not a long range shooter.

Hell, one time with this smoking hot provider at a rub and tug, she's working it and when I fired the round, it tagged me in my own damn eye! Fuck! That had never happened before!

IF you know this is a usual and foreseeable action, you need to let them know ahead of time. I've seen plenty of porn movies where the gals are wearing those black frame glasses to look more like naughty school girls so maybe if you buy a couple cheap pairs of those you can have them and offer them for use to keep it out of their eyes?

I'm not really a fan of giving facials in the first place.

I've had providers that have said they just love feeling in such control as they work it waiting for the explosion but they have been working on him from the side not in front in range of the payload. One redhead I dated back in the late 90's loved the feeling of the load right on a nipple. It would seriously get harder and bigger the moment the cum hit the one she was aiming for.

Don't be a dick and surprise her or she may surprise you with a good swift slap.

[Sir Lancehernot]

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to get laid.

[Abraham]

I'm not into COF either, I think it is demeaning. I have known several providers that feel the same way.

[Guest100513-2]

Troll feeders

I wonder if June Cleaver swallowed

[TonyStark]

Originally Posted by monkmonk

Troll feeders

I wonder if June Cleaver swallowed

In my world she did!

[Lanny]

Originally Posted by eddiehaskell

Providers, is it wrong to ask for a "COB" knowing full and well, when all is said and done, I know it's going to end up a "COF" due to my ........how shall we say......Peter North talent?

Sometimes I feel bad about the deception involved. Am I a bad person?

How would you like it if a gal squirted into your face without any warning?

....and BTW, you SOMETIMES feel bad about deception...HMMM imagine that comment REALLY endears you to lots of gals on here.....

[gashpump]

Originally Posted by monkmonk

Troll feeders

I wonder if June Cleaver swallowed

Of course. Why do you thing Eddie Haskell hung around so much while Ward was at the office.

[eddiehaskell]

Originally Posted by gashpump

Of course. Why do you thing Eddie Haskell hung around so much while Ward was at the office.

Wasn't Mrs. Clever who told her husband that "he was a little hard on the beaver last night." ........

[gashpump]

Originally Posted by eddiehaskell

Wasn't Mrs. Clever who told her husband that "he was a little hard on the beaver last night." ........

Fess up Eddie. You and Wally were DPing June the whole time, right? And how did "the Beav" get that nick name anyway?