Beer
This is serious stuff...
Scientists at National University of Lesotho released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at
their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down when urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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