Making it easy for a guy to choose...

[charlestudor2005]

You know how you can go to AT&T or Sprint and compare phones? You can check the phones in which you are interested, and get a comparison page on several items?

Well, it would be nice if one could do the same with providers.

1. Picture
2. Hourly Rate / Discounts / Multi-hour
3. Minimum time
4. Any extra fees (outcall/Greek/Fetish/Other)
5. Incall/Outcall/Both
6. Race (for those that like variety)
7. Height
8. Weight
9. Measurements
10. Tats/Metal
11. Foliage
12. Intangibles a lady would like to list (promote your talent); BCD likes/dislikes

Anything else?

[Tori Hastings]

Teeth? No teeth? Smoker? Non-smoker? Can you tell what would be important to me?

[tonytiger4u]

I'd settle for the truth about age, weight, etc. I wish I didn't have to dig thru several different web sites to find providers. We need to get everyone on Eccie.

[NinaBrooke]

It is not possible. You can`t compare people and sensual skills the same way you can compare phones. It is a depersonalizing strategy that de-humanizes people and makes them consisting of parts, much rather than a holistic experiences. It is the difference between what makes a person a person and between a product.

People cannot be a "product". The capitalistic "bigger better faster more" cannot apply here. Same like you can`t measure love, you can`t compare sensual experiences.

[Gucci]

I'd like to see RECENT pictures of providers and not the ones from 2007 that they took before they had a baby. Now before I get my head bashed in MOST of the women here have recent pictures and they ALL are beautiful ! :-)

[Sweet N Little]

LOL Charles, wouldn't it be nice if you could just walk in to a store and pick one out like a phone? LOL

[Shayla]

Over all experience rate out of 10.... and then an average. Kind of urbanspoon reviews for restaurants...

[charlestudor2005]

@SNL

What a brilliant idea. Just as good as those real estate sales offices in malls.

[burkalini]

I'm sure Charles would go to the sale rack. lol No offense just fucking with ya

[Still Looking]

SL Top Ten Questions for Providers

1) Have you ever beat a hobbyist senseless?
2) Has a hobbyist ever needed to see an ER doctor after your session?
3) Have you ever asked a hobbyist to wear a paper sack?
4) Do you use cuss words when you orgasm?
5) Do you refer to the hobbyist penis by calling it a girl’s name?
6) Have you ever had any major sex change operations?
7) Do you have a penis?
8) Do you penis but no balls?
9) Have you ever told a hobbyist he looks like your pimp?
10) Does your vagina look like a logging accident?

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

LOL Charles, wouldn't it be nice if you could just walk in to a store and pick one out like a phone? LOL

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL Top Ten Questions for Providers

1) Have you ever beat a hobbyist senseless?
2) Has a hobbyist ever needed to see an ER doctor after your session?
3) Have you ever asked a hobbyist to wear a paper sack?
4) Do you use cuss words when you orgasm?
5) Do you refer to the hobbyist penis by calling it a girl’s name?
6) Have you ever had any major sex change operations?
7) Do you have a penis?
8) Do you penis but no balls?
9) Have you ever told a hobbyist he looks like your pimp?
10) Does your vagina look like a logging accident?

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by tonytiger4u

I wish I didn't have to dig thru several different web sites to find providers. We need to get everyone on Eccie.

Boy, you are one hard to satisfy kitten ;-).... Aren`t 10000000001 women that are on here not enough for the rest of your sex-life and a few reincarnations, too ? (joke)

[happybanana]

SL,

I think #7 & #8 should be moved up the list... way up.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by happybanana

SL,

I think #7 & #8 should be moved up the list... way up.

I totally Agree! LOL