What I've learned

[badhusband]

I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and
give in.

I've learned- that no matter how much I care, some
people are just assholes.

I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust
and a minute of suspicion to destroy it

I've learned- that you shouldn't compare yourself to
others - they are more fucked up than you think.

I've learned- that it's taking me a long time to sleep
with the person I want.

I've learned- you should always leave loved ones with
loving words. You may need to borrow money.

I've learned- that either you control your attitude or
you will be offered medication.

I've learned- that money is a great substitute for
character, wish I had more money.

I've learned- that sometimes the people you expect to
kick you when you're down will be the ones who do so.

I've learned- that just because someone doesn't love you
the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take
advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in
your bed.

I've learned- that your family won't always be there for
you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery.

I've learned- that no matter how good a guy is, he'll
eventually revert.

I've learned- that no matter how badly your heart is
broken, therapy is still expensive.

I've learned- that we don't have to ditch bad friends
because their dysfunction makes us feel better about
ourselves.

I've learned- that two people can screw the exact same
person and compare notes.

I've learned- that no matter how you try to protect your
children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in
the local paper.

I've learned- that the people you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon. And all the less important
ones just never go away.

I've learned- To say "Fuck them if they can't take a joke in 6 languages.

[Sweet N Little]

Those are funny Bad!! Good one

[DallasRain]

lol--thanks that was cool!

[Maxx]

Originally Posted by badhusband

I've learned-........

I've learned- that your family won't always be there for
you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery.

....

Dude, congrats on winning the lottery!!!!!!

[Lecia.Love]

Love this post, so tru, so tru.

[badhusband]

Thank you thank you! Are you a family member?

Originally Posted by Maxx

Dude, congrats on winning the lottery!!!!!!

[Guest031213-03]

Originally Posted by badhusband

Thank you thank you! Are you a family member?

[Jaci]

I thought you were my Mothers sisters son but then I found out you were actually my Step-brother!!!!!
Cum play with Jaci for the Holidays..................

[blight782]

hahaaa.. Im getting much LOL with this!

[badhusband]

If a husband and wife move to Oklahoma from Texas and get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

[Panama Grey]

Nah. Just cousins, like before.