F*cking Caught!
Rather Caught F*cking!
What's the most fun or interesting story about how you got nailed playing hiding the salami?
The recent period thread and an old college buddy reminded me of how I once got busted. Late one night, I'm talking shit to my girl in a dorm hallway. I was working it hard for BCD activities but it was a no go due to the dreaded Aunt Flo visiting.
I went to my classy old stand-by move: take my dick out. My move required Jr in all it's glory with the following line: "What are we going to do about this problem here?" Surprisingly that line worked a lot. Women never knew what to say. Anyway, I was able to salvage a bj right there in the hallway.
Some co-ed walks out of a room and sees my knob getting polished. Oops. Really no big deal. She sees and gets out of there.
This is where it gets interesting. Three days later I get a card from that same chick who caught us and she included some very naughty photos of herself. I guess she liked what she saw!
Stupid me I traded those photos with my roommate for a case of Labatt Blue. Boy do I want those back. I've got to find that girl on FB!
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