Texts from last night. AWESOME!

[LazurusLong]

Some samples:
(216) "fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again."

(630) "i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on"

(905) "I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now."

(408): "worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum"

(540): "you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level."

Those and more can be found here:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[T-Can]

I love the hell outta that site but have not been on in awhile because some just seemed too made up.

[Captain Caveman]

The site is hilarious. I read that one and lamebook for a daily laugh. But I do question the validity of some of those submitted texts.