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11-17-2011, 10:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 24, 2009
Location: Kansas City
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I have a problem with my ear
Ear Infection
This is true!They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. Iknow most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeingthe Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused someembarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questionsin a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!
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11-17-2011, 10:55 PM
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Let's Have A Great Year!
User ID: 1650
Join Date: Jul 28, 2009
Location: Indianapolis & Touring
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I would have liked to have been in that waiting room at that time.
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11-18-2011, 03:25 AM
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For real.... to be a fly on the wall in the waiting room.
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11-18-2011, 07:40 AM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
Location: kansas
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Wish I had been there!!!
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11-19-2011, 12:31 AM
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User ID: 106506
Join Date: Oct 26, 2011
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Thats awesome... would have loved to have been sitting in the waiting room that day!!! =-)
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11-19-2011, 01:38 AM
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2011
Location: I can see FTW from here
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It was me that did that. Now I cant take a crap out of my left nostril.
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11-25-2011, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2010
Location: Between Chicago and Atlanta
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um, I hate to burst everyones bubble. It's just a joke that someone made up! LOL
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