Gary
Who in the hell is Gary ?
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says
"Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Gary is in the River Bend Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233
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