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10-17-2011, 04:35 PM
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This is one thing that his references should have told me
So to make a long story short, a guy of a different nationality came to see me the other day. Perfect gentleman. When I suggested he get more comfy he tells me, "we have to get married first". I replied Come Again? and he says that in his religion before he can take off his clothes or touch a woman intimately they have to get married first. He said he had the credentials to perform the ceremony himself, it would be a temporary one, but as soon as our session was over he would divorce us.  Again, I thought that he was joking but he was dead serious. I don't ask for any details when doing a reference check, but his references know damn well they could've mentioned that little tidbit about him.
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10-17-2011, 04:39 PM
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LOL LD, proof you just can't make this shit up !! That gives a whole new meaning to forced marriages
I hope you got a ring out of it 
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10-17-2011, 04:47 PM
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What if he had a heart attack and died while you two were 'in flagrante'? Would the marriage be legally binding?
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10-17-2011, 04:51 PM
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and we didn't even get to give you a bachelorette party ! I heard this before I don't know if it is the same guy or what but I do remember hearing a story like that before
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10-17-2011, 05:12 PM
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That's got to be the funniest crap I have ever heard in hobby world lol. So his religion won't allow sex before marriage, but it WILL allow him to pay a hooker? Priceless! We need to join that coven!
Yet another reason why I don't rely on refs alone, and especially those women who feel saying he is "OK" is enough. If we are tight, you should tell me more than that or don't bother.
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10-17-2011, 06:44 PM
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Should have married him and told him you don't believe in divorce.
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10-17-2011, 06:48 PM
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Should have married him and told him you don't believe in divorce.
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unless you get 1/2.... 
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10-17-2011, 06:51 PM
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Should have married him and told him you don't believe in divorce.
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Now that is funny.
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10-17-2011, 07:00 PM
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I just wanna know if she did it??????
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10-17-2011, 07:04 PM
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LOL Im Sorry But This Is Too Hilarious ... Goes To Show You Cant Make This Stuff Up Lol ...DID you Keep The Ring???
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10-17-2011, 07:17 PM
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cheap fucker didn't even come with a ring.. I should've asked. At that point I just thought he was deranged. I was ready to get my touch on and here he is bull$hitting with me. no no no
and hell no MAX you sexy thang you, all I could think about was that Lifetime movie Not Without My Daughter
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102555/
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10-17-2011, 08:34 PM
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cheap fucker didn't even come with a ring.. I should've asked. At that point I just thought he was deranged. I was ready to get my touch on and here he is bull$hitting with me. no no no
and hell no MAX you sexy thang you, all I could think about was that Lifetime movie Not Without My Daughter
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102555/
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TFF!! I don't blame ya a bit and I would have laughed his happy ass right out the door!! Don't get me wrong, I'll accept jewelry, no problem and thank you very much! Unless....it comes with a marriage proposal....LOL
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10-17-2011, 08:53 PM
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I would have walked his butt to the K-Mart, got a ring for a quarter out the machine, and said it will be 2k to get married.
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10-17-2011, 09:17 PM
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[I don't ask for any details when doing a reference check, but his references know damn well they could've mentioned that little tidbit about him.]
There may have been a confidentiality clause contained in the divorce decree prohibiting such disclosure.
Its got to be true cause nobody could make that shit up.
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10-17-2011, 09:35 PM
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How about this?!
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Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
So to make a long story short, a guy of a different nationality came to see me the other day. Perfect gentleman. When I suggested he get more comfy he tells me, "we have to get married first". I replied Come Again? and he says that in his religion before he can take off his clothes or touch a woman intimately they have to get married first. He said he had the credentials to perform the ceremony himself, it would be a temporary one, but as soon as our session was over he would divorce us. Again, I thought that he was joking but he was dead serious. I don't ask for any details when doing a reference check, but his references know damn well they could've mentioned that little tidbit about him. |
When you file your income taxes this year - do you check Married - Filing Separately??
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