Not a Thing

[MacTheKnife]

An East Texas Department of Highway Patrol pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, "Yes sir, I have a .357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,

"Not a fucking thing!"

[Ginger Doll]

Great joke, Mac! I think I need more guns.

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Great joke, Mac! I think I need more guns.

no no no...

fuinny Mac

[Ginger Doll]

Now that's sexy!

[MediumNerd]

LMAO, Thanks Mac! Good stuff.