king plastic man ...must ...sadly report the state ofs the jimmie union ...be bad
...due ta aging jimmies whos penises haves gone west ans dozens a unwanted ...leftists crossin illegally inta ...board territory this ...house be in disarray
...ta try ...an right this ...ship yer ...plastic man ...musts immediately ...impose ...a 50% tariff ons ...all his brilliant ...posts
...these drastic ...measures wills cause temporary ...pain buts are vital fer the boards long ...term survival
...god bless the jimmie board
state ...of the jimmie union
