accosted by a nun

[GolfNut6372]

A man is about to go into a bar when he is accosted by a nun. She says "why are you going into that evil place, to drink alcohol? It will cripple your body and rot your mind!"

The man says "I just want to have one drink. Besides, how would you know about what alcohol does to anybody? Have you ever even had a drink?"

"Certainly not!" cried the nun.

"Then how would you know anything about it? I dare to take a drink, then you can lecture me all you want."

The nun thinks it over for a while and finally says "Okay, I'll have a drink, but just to show you how terrible it is. But I won't be seen going in that place with you. Just get a measure of gin in a coffee cup and bring it out to me so no one will know I'm drinking alcohol."

So the man goes in the bar and orders a Guinness and a shot of gin in a coffee cup.

The bartender says "Is that damn nun out there again?"

[EatEMup]

Keep em cummin

[Capital]

Then there was the Priest who convinced a Nun to give him a blowjob. He convinced her his Cock was Gabriel's Horn, and had her blow as hard as she could to spread the Gospel.

[pmdelites]

and then there was that guy who told the not-so-sharp woman ...
"damn it woman, suck!! blow is just a euphemism!"

[Jocdc2]

Lol

[GolfNut6372]

Originally Posted by pmdelites

and then there was that guy who told the not-so-sharp woman ...
"damn it woman, suck!! blow is just a euphemism!"

I remember seeing a cartoon where the guy has his dick out, but the girl is furiously rubbing his hand. He's saying "Is this your first handjob?"