Reviews

[HakunaMatata]

I depend heavily on reviews bbecause I'm a dork and nervous. I've seen maybe 10 ladies or so but only based off reviews. Please guys keep the reviews coming. Newbs like me really appreciate it and depend on them. I'm still nervous and finding my way here trying to fit in to this new community. Please, can you put in your reviews if the lady dfk and has pretty, manicured toes. Thank you.

[DoubleEagle]

You need to share your experiences with the rest of us as well sir.

[HakunaMatata]

I respect you DoubleEagle but I'm nervous talking about sex in a review. I'm 53 and I was a virgin until about 6 months ago. I lost my virginity at an Amp. She was very kind and understood my awkward nature. Taught me how to please a lady. I'll try eventually to write reviews but right now I'm still very nervous. Sex is new and exciting to me. Please give me time to adjust. In the meantime please guys write more reviews.

[HakunaMatata]

Think of like Forest Gump when he first had sex with Jenny. I was more dorky than that my first time. I'm glad the Amp lady was as sweet as Jenny the first time. I will eventually get the courage to write a review

[rico7]

Originally Posted by HakunaMatata

I depend heavily on reviews bbecause I'm a dork and nervous. I've seen maybe 10 ladies or so but only based off reviews. Please guys keep the reviews coming. Newbs like me really appreciate it and depend on them. I'm still nervous and finding my way here trying to fit in to this new community. Please, can you put in your reviews if the lady dfk and has pretty, manicured toes. Thank you.

Originally Posted by DoubleEagle

You need to share your experiences with the rest of us as well sir.

100%DoubleEagle
@HakunaMatata we all "depend heavily" on reviews to be informed consumers, and it makes no difference if you're a "a dork and nervous" or a legit Casanova. Every one of us have different likes and expectations, and reviews provide the information we need to make good choices about the girls we see and the money we spend. At the end of the day the best way to fit in to the community is to contribute.
Good Luck!

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by HakunaMatata

.... I'm nervous talking about sex in a review. I'm 53 and I was a virgin until about 6 months ago. I lost my virginity at an Amp ....

[Demolition]

Let the trolling........Begin!

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by HakunaMatata

... I'm still nervous and finding my way here ...

Then maybe this board is not for you.

[majorjones]

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[Michael8219]

Review of Hakuna Matata Restaurant Disneyland Paris
Worst meal of my life
Nov 2021
We didn't plan to eat at the Hakuna Matata restaurant. A mix of hunger, exhaustion and sheer bad luck brought us there. I had the yassa chicken with rice, mini magnum ice cream and drink (€16). My sister had the kebab with frite paprika, mango-coconut cake and drink (€17). Both were bad as food choices go but the yassa chicken stood out. It was disgusting in look, texture and taste. I ate it because I was starving but had to use the soda as a palate cleanser. The ice cream helped with that too. Even by park food standards, this was a horrible meal. Do yourself a favor and plan your meal so you don't have to experience this nastiness. Tip- Bring cash (euros, of course). We made a line at another eatery only to be told at the cash register that the card machines weren't working.

[Busty]

Originally Posted by Michael8219

Review of Hakuna Matata Restaurant Disneyland Paris
Worst meal of my life
Nov 2021
We didn't plan to eat at the Hakuna Matata restaurant. A mix of hunger, exhaustion and sheer bad luck brought us there. I had the yassa chicken with rice, mini magnum ice cream and drink (€16).
My sister had the kebab with frite paprika, mango-coconut cake and drink (€17). Both were bad as food choices go but the yassa chicken stood out. It was disgusting in look, texture and taste. I ate it because I was starving but had to use the soda as a palate cleanser. The ice cream helped with that too. Even by park food standards, this was a horrible meal. Do yourself a favor and plan your meal so you don't have to experience this nastiness. Tip- Bring cash (euros, of course). We made a line at another eatery only to be told at the cash register that the card machines weren't working.

Family Bond Review

[Seline]

Originally Posted by HakunaMatata

I depend heavily on reviews bbecause I'm a dork and nervous. I've seen maybe 10 ladies or so but only based off reviews. Please guys keep the reviews coming. Newbs like me really appreciate it and depend on them. I'm still nervous and finding my way here trying to fit in to this new community. Please, can you put in your reviews if the lady dfk and has pretty, manicured toes. Thank you.

Don't worry about not being able to write reviews "yet". Once you start feeling more comfortable in hobby land, reviews will become second nature to you. Keep reading the reviews and see the ladies with the best reviews, so you will feel comfortable in all of hobby land.

[Samcro84]

Do a review on the AMP visit. Get your VIP status then you can benefit from Mens Lounge. Plus some ladies give review specials.

[Dorian Gray]

Geh nicht darauf ein, diesen .... Mann zu .... unterhalten. Er ist bei seinem dreißigsten Elften Getränk. Er ist dein Mitgefühl nicht wert
: Don't go entertaining this.... person.... It's on to it's thirty eleventh handle. It's not worth or deserving of empathy :

[beanocook]

New reviews are written every day. What is the point of this thread?