Conversations with my cat ….
I woke up and my cat was purring
I looked down at her and said “what?”
She replied “shave me”
So that’s exactly what I did.
Some time passes and I notice her purring again…
I look down and ask “what do you need now little kitty”
She said “ Rub your fingers over me”
So that’s exactly what I did.
A little later and again she’s purring harder this time.
I ask “what do you need freshly shaved and fingered kitty”
She so seductively says “lick me”
So now I’m in a situation and I need help!
Who wants to help me out?
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