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Old 02-21-2022, 04:14 PM   #1
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Default Finnish skier suffers frozen penis during event at Beijing Olympics
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finni...ijing-olympics

Another 30 minutes out there and he could compete in the womans event....
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Old 02-21-2022, 04:17 PM   #2
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WTF should try that.
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Old 02-21-2022, 05:28 PM   #3
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The F stands for Flacid.
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His Holiness is back!

And wiser/holier than ever!
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... Ye Christ! ... just spilled-over me beer from laughing!

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Olivia Howard just "liked" this post!

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Olivia Howard just "liked" this post!

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If you get a boner with OH...your next date should be with Kaitlyn Jenner.
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...Another 30 minutes out there and he could compete in the womans event....
With it he can still swim in women's events in the US.
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Or ride a float at someOne’s favorite Splash Day parade!

So much Dick talk around here.
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bambino is that a popsicle in your mouth or is that Finnish skier just happy to see you?
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Lindholm noted it was the second time his penis became frozen during a cross-country skiing race.
What in the absolute hell? There has got to be a way to keep this from happening. A wool sock? A packet of 'Hot Hands' in teh general vicinity?
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What in the absolute hell? There has got to be a way to keep this from happening. A wool sock? A packet of 'Hot Hands' in teh general vicinity?
Either one would've slowed him down and irritated his thighs. He probably needed a different outfit. A competitive skier tries to wear a fabric that is light & thin but also wind- and frost-proof!
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Either one would've slowed him down and irritated his thighs. He probably needed a different outfit. A competitive skier tries to wear a fabric that is light & thin but also wind- and frost-proof!
I was mostly kidding with my suggestions, but surely there is a reasonable solution. I know that plenty of sports shave as many grams as possible off of every piece of equipment imaginable, but that is a pretty important piece of equipment to care for.
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Couple of posters here could have been his personal fluffer.
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i used to run quite a bit

i would run in 10k's and for my age did pretty good

when you are a runner you learn fairly quickly that your thumbs and ears are in danger when its cold outside

a thin pair of cotton gloves can work wonders against a temp of 30 degrees

one cold early morning i jumped out of bed, raring to go

for some reason i pulled my underwear off and put on a pair of warm ups and took off on my normal course

not having underwear on that morning taught me a lesson

the coldness zeroed in on my penis and three miles from home i had one cold wanger that hurt like the dickens, and it hurt drastically with each stride toward home, so much so, i didnt think id make it home

the penis is out of and away the warmth of the body and when the weather is cold blood doesnt flow that well

so i feel for the guy
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