watermelon can cure impotence?????

[DallasRain]

Natural Viagra In Watermelon--

If you are too embarrassed to pop-in a few blue pills for every trip in the bed, fret no more as your stimulant may as well be available in your own kitchen.

Want to steam up your rocky bedroom life? Well, you can rekindle your passion just by eating six slices of watermelon. The juicy fruit delivers Viagra-like effects to the body's blood vessels, and may even increase libido.

Scientists say that it contains a chemical called Citrulline that relaxes the blood vessels, thereby making blood move around the body more easily and causing consumers to become aroused, reports the Sun.

[turbo-dog]

I had to google that one, and it looks positive! Hell, I'll give it a try, I'm a little embarrassed to ask a Doc for a prescription (and don't know where to buy otherwise).

Thanks Dallas!

[I B Hankering]

I like mine spiked with Vodka; thus, as Uncle Willy once said “[Drink – or in this case watermelon] provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance;” [LOL]

[DallasRain]

In Hempstead Texas they have a "watermelon fest" every July....Wonder how that idea got started...lol???!!!

[I B Hankering]

Wonder how that idea got started...lol???!!!

I gotta blame it on the Army. We had a medic who used his biggest needles to properly “medicate” the melon. We would then lower the melon’s body temperature for several hours in a large ice chest before surgery. Not only did the melon not recover, there were collateral casualties. Have you ever tried to stumble drunkenly amidst tent pegs and tent ropes in an administrative, Army-bivouac site?

[MrGiz]

Laissez Le Bon Temps Rouler!!

[juan2fork]

Just the right shade of pink. Lots of vitamins. Keeps you hydrated.

Bring on the melons!

[lisa.lisa0302]

Damn

I thought it was vodka and cranberry juice. Watermelon does sound, taste good and inexpensive. Now how will i convince my clients to eat it when they get here......lol.

[guest051312]

I read about the watermelon thing awhile back, the only problem is you have to eat alot of it to get the same effect as Viagra, and then there is the down side to all that melon. You have to Pee constantly. I wonder what would happen if you did both.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by rpmsouth

I read about the watermelon thing awhile back, the only problem is you have to eat alot of it to get the same effect as Viagra, and then there is the down side to all that melon. You have to Pee constantly. I wonder what would happen if you did both.

peeing constantly isn't so bad. afterall its clearing whatever junk that's in the system.

[dilbert firestorm]

how much watermelon do you need to get that fix?

btw, what about oysters?

[GneissGuy]

The provider always looks at me strangely when I show up at her incall carrying a watermelon.

[stavinChain]

Well Dallas, if you're spitting the seeds and licking the juice off the rhine, I don't see how it could miss!

Where do I sign up?

[DallasRain]

GneissGuy---lol too funny!!

Dilbert--I hear oysters make ya horny...lol!

Stavin--sign up at my playhouse babe!!


I LOVE WATERMELON!!!!

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by stavinChain

Well Dallas, if you're spitting the seeds and licking the juice off the rhine, I don't see how it could miss!

Where do I sign up?

there are seedless watermelons and you don't have to concern yourself with spitting seeds.