Gentlemen, I need some AMP advice

[Booty Bandit]

I need advice, guidance, suggestions and/or hints on visiting amps. I've never been to one but my curiosity is getting the best me and I surely want to try 1 or 2.
Haha. I remember telling myself that above visiting whores too.

Only because I live near it, my 1st amp will be Happy one in NW Austin, Anderson Mill area. Unless y'all have some better suggestions.

So how do I go about it? Do I need to call ahead? Do these places take walk ins? Is there a special code word/phrase that I should say so they know why I'm there? Or anything else that you care to mention

Any and all help is appreciated.
Thank you all in advance.

B. Bandit

[capperrice]

[Booty Bandit]

[TedSheckler]

I'm also an AMP newbie and wanting to try my first one soon. Are you able to select which girl you want when you walk in or do they just give you whoever is available?

[EagleEye]

Originally Posted by TedSheckler

I'm also an AMP newbie and wanting to try my first one soon. Are you able to select which girl you want when you walk in or do they just give you whoever is available?

Whoever is available. If more than 1 is available and you really don't like the first gal you can always try to get the second. I haven't seen the classic pick em lineup since being at a brothel in Barcelona.

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

Likely limited menu on your fist encounter at a place.
But look for "the look", after the flip.
That let's you know if HJ is on the menu.
Don't touch without asking, in some form or fashion.
Getting rejected is not the end of the universe.
May even have better luck next time
Often, it can take 2-3 trips to earn some trust factor for more.
I've had phenomenal luck on a 3rd trip by turning down the offer of a HJ.

While this might be your first time, it is not theirs.

[Kimchi]

This is an old Thread and it was posted primarily for Dallas AMPs, but a lot of the basics for any AMP are covered and still apply:

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2362305

Just don't overthink it and keep reading reviews to narrow your choices down for a successful first time AMP experience.

Good luck - have fun and stay safe.

K.

[Dr Hackenbush]

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Likely limited menu on your fist encounter at a place.
But look for "the look", after the flip.
That let's you know if HJ is on the menu.
Don't touch without asking, in some form or fashion.
Getting rejected is not the end of the universe.
May even have better luck next time
Often, it can take 2-3 trips to earn some trust factor for more.
I've had phenomenal luck on a 3rd trip by turning down the offer of a HJ.

While this might be your first time, it is not theirs.

Very good advice

[Booty Bandit]

Thanks y'all for the very helpful advice and for taking the time to help.

I'll post my experience as soon as I can sneak away from work to get my amp visit.

[VanDune]

Happy is a good place to start. I had a wonderful time with Nikki there, and will try to post a review soon. Another good way to "set the mood" is to leave yourself undraped. It sends a pretty clear message...

[ctb731]

I've been to AMP's in Austin 3 times in the last 8 years and YMMV. Never met a provider that I'd visit twice in that time. The last time was the best and by far the best looking but still felt rushed.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by ctb731

I've been to AMP's in Austin 3 times in the last 8 years and YMMV. Never met a provider that I'd visit twice in that time. The last time was the best and by far the best looking but still felt rushed.

3 times is too small a sample size. It is a minority of times I have felt rushed. Most of the time, I'm not even aware of the time and almost always get a full hour. You got to stick with the best girls, best places and not just settle for 'ok'. There is far too much fun to be had!

[Kimchi]

Originally Posted by ctb731

I've been to AMP's in Austin 3 times in the last 8 years and YMMV. Never met a provider that I'd visit twice in that time. The last time was the best and by far the best looking but still felt rushed.

One post and you felt compelled to reply to this thread???

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

3 times is too small a sample size. It is a minority of times I have felt rushed. Most of the time, I'm not even aware of the time and almost always get a full hour. You got to stick with the best girls, best places and not just settle for 'ok'. There is far too much fun to be had!

Agree with the Cap'n, 3 visits in 8 years is not representative of any experience - whether it's an Amp visit or shopping at Costco.

On the other hand, the AMP experience is not for everyone! When someone says they don't like AMPs and won't be back, I view it as decreasing competition for the girls I like to see.

[tex4354125]

Originally Posted by Kimchi

This is an old Thread and it was posted primarily for Dallas AMPs, but a lot of the basics for any AMP are covered and still apply:

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2362305

Just don't overthink it and keep reading reviews to narrow your choices down for a successful first time AMP experience.

Good luck - have fun and stay safe.

K.

I started about a year ago, and the Dallas thread above has always worked well for me, even when hobbying in other states. Leaving the tip on the table is the best advice I’ve gotten so far. That way there doesn’t need to be any mood-killing negotiations- the cash speaks for you

[AustinGiant]

Agree - leave the tip out and it’s a universal sign.