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Originally Posted by Dr Hackenbush
So this will be the next place goes after. If he is telling people to smile is he taking pictures of customers going in. Eccie community, what do you think of treesnot hiding in the bushes taking your photo and getting your license plate.
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I don't have time to hide in the bushes and take photos. My career is too demanding.
Earlier today I stopped a 72 year old lady who put two handfuls of ketchup packages, at least 15 straws, and a salt shaker in her purse while eating at the food court.
I blew my whistle, shined my flashlight in her eyes and put my hand on the Letherman on my belt to let her know I wasn't playing around.
I let her know that was the same as stealing a pair of hip-huggers from Sears. The only reason I released her was because her oxygen bottle was almost empty.
There is also a Facebook rumor that a large group is planning a flash dance at the bottom of the escalators next to Hickory Farms.
That is requiring hours of intelligence gathering plus I have to make time to charge the patrol golf carts.
Again, I don't have the time to hide in the bushes and take photos so take it back.
Don't get caught with your pants down!
Cheers and be safe.