Cryptic Harmony

[joyote]

I see Harmony has yet another new phone number
and now her message is in code...

http://albuquerque.skipthegames.com/...3/016056389411

...maybe some cryptographer can decode that for us

the best I can decipher, it says...

join me for a rushed session
be treated with willful disregard & inconsideration
...for only 80 bones

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2431802

[beyondthere]

Lol, good one Joyote

[Fangotosand]

You are on a roll Joyote. With those images and some of her other ones your translation may be quite different than the next horny eager and not quite as current person. Good thing the folks here share with each other about what is behind the pretty object so we can steer clear and hopefully have then change there ways or get no business.

[abqspencer]

God that ad is hard to read

[joyote]

Originally Posted by abqspencer

God that ad is hard to read

that’s why I translated it for you

[Desdinova]

Google translate was no help with this.

[joyote]

Originally Posted by Desdinova

Google translate was no help with this.

joyote translate nailed it, I think

[Expresso Jim]

Good job, Joyote. I don't know why girls do things like that in their ads.

Originally Posted by joyote

joyote translate nailed it, I think

[EOD]

Originally Posted by Expresso Jim

Good job, Joyote. I don't know why girls do things like that in their ads.

...it all goes to state of mind. Makes sense to them when they do it....

Joyote for the win.

[sinblu44]

Im harmony, available for hr and hh this early morning. Let's get together before break. I'll have you feeling relaxed, great and satisfied. $80 Rose's are greatly appreciated, and discreet
505.510.4273

[Diego Smith]

sinblu -- I didn't know you were bilingual!!

[joyote]

ok, sinblu
after your generous effort at translation, I decided to try harder

I included her original message. here is what I came up with...

1. iм нrмทy, viℓвℓє r cr ℓy нis єrℓy мrทiทg. ℓєs gє gєнєr в4 g rк. iℓℓ нvє g rєℓxє y. grє y sr нє єєкєท. $80 s, ทєє r gє rcє, ทнiทg ทroctє s ℓʑ ท sк. x r cℓℓ

1. I’m Harmony, vile bleeding or crusty likely this early morning. let’s get sledgehammered before greek. I’ll have games rely on it expensively. grey senior he freaken. $80 is, never good enough readily confused expectations, nothing necrotic it’s lazy no skillz. translation your call

...does anyone think either sinblu’s or my latest translation
is more fair or accurate than my first attempt?

sinblu have you met this girl?
if so, please tell us how that went
and how you learned to speak her language

[joyote]

does anyone else care to have a go at translation?

[tonguebath]

No thanks. If I can't understand the ad, I wont pull the trigger. Even if she looks hot!

[joyote]

Originally Posted by tonguebath

No thanks. If I can't understand the ad, I wont pull the trigger. Even if she looks hot!

that’s not what I was suggesting. the question is...

does anyone else want to have a go at TRANSLATING her cryptic message

as stated in my review, she gets a “no” recommendation from me

not just no but Hell No