"I'll take 'Geological Facts and Myths' for $1000, Alex."

[Guest083013]

.....everytime we flew into Guam for a TDY ===> we were always warned about bad booze, bad gangs that didn't like "round eyes" on their island; watch out for street walkers and if you fucked one be sure and blouse your boots in case your dick fell off because the medics would try to save it ===> but honestly ==> never this concern....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q


Congressman Hank Johnson (D-GA) was on both the Judiciary and Armed Services committees and was Chair of the Judiciary Subcommittee on Courts and Competition Policy. Rep. Johnson even after this got a seat seat on powerful House Transportation & Infrastructure Committee.


It is sooo good to finally see the best and brightest bubbling to the top in the governmental power structure.

[satexasguy]

That is too funny and so sad at the same time.

[oshins]

One way to look at it is that he is a good representative sample of many US citizens.

U.S. Constitution vs. Pop Culture Survey


Key findings from the survey include:

• 25.5% of respondents know that Philadelphia is the city where the Constitution was written compared to 75.2% who know what city the zip code 90210 is attributed to.
• 21.2% of respondents know how many senators served in the U.S. Senate compared to 81.2% who know how many members there are in the music group "Hanson."
• 35.5% of respondents know the first three words of the Constitution compared to 71.2% who know that www is the first three letters of most Web site addresses.
• 1.8% of respondents know that James Madison is considered the father of the U.S. Constitution compared to 58.3% who know that Bill Gates is the father of Microsoft.
• 25% of respondents know that the Fifth Amendment protects against double jeopardy/self incrimination/right to a grand jury/due process/compensation for private property taken for public use compared to 63.7% who know that "The Club" protects against car theft.
• 41.2% of respondents know the names of the three branches of government compared to 59.2% who know the names of the three stooges.

Meaning that for most, he would also be an excellent jury member.

[Guest083013]

I must admit -- the Admiral did very well throughout the ordeal.....

he had to be thinking Johnson was wearing these:

[oshins]

I thought the Admiral was going to lose it a couple of times... I would have.

You know he wanted to say something like, 'WTF, saying shit like that out loud should be grounds for your immediate dismissal from congress, and if you have a college degree, the school from which you received it should lose their accreditation'.

[Guest083013]

Not sure what happened to the graphic above now shown as an X, but here is one similar:




(boldedforRr)

[oshins]

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