Two little people go to Vegas...
So two little people go to Vegas, and they do really well at the tables. The hotel comps them a suite and they decide to get some escorts for the night.
These two beautiful women come over, they pick the ones they want and the lights go off.
Well, the first guy just can't perform. No matter what, he has to settle with just cuddling all night. To make matters worse, he can't sleep because all night long from the other room he hears "One, two, three, uh! One, two, three, uh!"
The next morning arrives and their companions leave. The first guy says "That was a terrible night for me. No matter what, I just couldn't get it up."
The second one looks at him and says "You think that's bad? I couldn't get on the fucking bed!"
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