What's the weirdest Lube y'all have used? ( for intercourse)

[BBQ-Guy]

What's the weirdest Lube y'all have used? ( for intercourse)

Something reminded me of a girl i used to know who preferred A & D ointment for our lube.

[D_Friday]

Conditioner. It isn't obvious but in the absence of lotions and conventional lubes, most girls have conditioner if they're actually showering in the incall.

[sidekick]

JB Weld for watertight connection!

[oldpun]

Mayonnaise. The girl used it for lots of stuff. Always seemed to me like there was cum on both sides of the rubber at the end.

[Tex9401]

I had this hot chick who like using coconut cooking oil...

[Oldsailor64]

Tex...I agree. I see a well known provider who usues coconut oil. Its a great lube.

[BBQ-Guy]

This other gal once thought we should try olive oil....what a mess

[LovelyEmma]

Coconut oil is a nice slick warm change to most lubes and as long as no one sticks dirty fingers or gets water in the jar its wonderful.

[Keyhole Arc Blow]

Does the red tide count? I went to see a provider once who told me Aunt Flo had just left town so I should try when I was going down to daty. I didn't listen, so when I got down there I got a whiff of the distinct smell just as I dipped a finger in. I pulled it out and it turns out Aunt Flo wasn't quite gone yet. She was obviously embarrassed, but I was already naked and ready to smash.


Those jokes about blood being a good lube are true, she felt super wet.

[Missscarlett368]

Ive used coconut oil, olive oil, and in a non working situation I've used cum as lube (had him cum on my butt and that was lube for round 2 anal)

[BBQ-Guy]

Originally Posted by Missscarlett368

Ive used coconut oil, olive oil, and in a non working situation I've used cum as lube (had him cum on my butt and that was lube for round 2 anal)

Damn girl, that's Hot....seriously

[Blue Moon Man]

Skip WD-40. Just too slippery.

[oldpun]

Originally Posted by Blue Moon Man

Skip WD-40. Just too slippery.

I thought the oily butt gets the worm.....

[Thickwhitegirl]

Oil based lubes even coconut oil olive oil things like that can break down condoms. Just letting yall know.

[cool1302]

Just a warning, I went down on a provider that applied lube during the session. I ended up getting sick because her lube contained benzene which made is a dangerous chemical. Be careful what you use.