How do you know if a guy has Balls or Guts?

[Niki Filly]

Guts:
A guy goes out in parties with his friends.
He stays out till 3 in the morning. When he comes home, his wife is standing in the door way holding a broom. He asks her if she is gonna sweep the floor with that or is she gonna ride it.

Balls:
A guy comes home late, he shows up smelling like perfume and with lipstick on his collar.
His wife is standing in the door way, He tells her you can sweep the floor later, your next Chubby.